"Dude looks like a lady," Tom said out of exhaustion more than anything else. "Come on man" I chided. Tom took a monster swig off his big gulp and said, "Due looks like a lady

People always told me, "Stu, you can't be a professional Sudoku solver. That's not even a thing." But I was gonna make it happen. I had logic in my mind, $20 in my pocket, and

Normally Carla didn't accept under 18s, but today she was in the mood to make an exception, so she picked up the phone and

Long day, same old, same old. So, tonight, instead of ground beef in his Hamburger helper, Griffin added

Mayor McCheese stared at the election results, horrified. How had he lost an election, after 40 years? At that instant he resolved to stay in power by any means necessary.

Russel Bertrand was completely focussed on solar power. His house and car was solar and he supported Solar Impulse. He stopped eating after he had algae implanted under his skin.

Everyone was watching. This was finally Bert's chance. He ran down the runway toward Ernie, bounced on the trampoline and

"Man, I tell you da true fuckin' story, dawg." Jar^2 sat back and sipped another coif of Claret. "My original script had me like Han Solo. Fuckin' bustin' heads, usin' bitches,

Woman left, took up with friend, spent all money, wrecked new car; with this complement of blues, Hawkins had another three or four rattling his skull as he poured his last shot of

Picard: The duty of every Starfleet officer is to the

This one time, in band camp

Villupuram Chinnaih Jainilabdeen never washed his arm pits. The musky festering mass of hair was the secret ingredient of the famous "Villy's Curry"

The drone rose from the ground with zero intent. Somewhere, thousands of miles away, a sleepy contractor was pulling back on a joystick. Normally he was reliable, but the divorce

First day of school and i've already found a class i dislike.I have no friends and my assigned seat sucks really bad.My only form of entertainment is the computer in front of me

Mothra circled the night sky looking for Fantômas. He could be anyone, perhaps even herself. She maintained her vigil, setting aside her enjoyment of the city lights. Mothra had a

it was a dark and cold night...

Erase una vez una casa en lo alto del monte, recubierta de niebla y en su interior había espíritus y fantasmas que a los que compraban la casa les hacían la vida imposible.........

Sipping the straw of her ninth coconut-rita, Madison Padderfield was already long-gone. To the point where she no longer remembered exactly what island she was on, or how long it

the golden sun dipped below the horizon, staining the whole sky deep purple. Sally was getting nervous. she was afraid of what happens to girls alone in the big city after dark.

I had no idea what I was doing, fashion design was obviously not my calling.Plus, my boss was the devil herself.