As he approached the center of the field, he couldn't help but think about his impending doom. He glanced down at the package in his hand. It wouldn't save him. Why bother with it?

Each anniversary, The Kraken would light a candle for Father Merin at St. Mary's By The Sea. It was Merin who had alerted The Kraken to the Invisible Ocean and its predators. But E

Today is the past of tomorrow. Lets make it a good past for the future. Vote for Plastic for a Shiny Malleable Nation. Vote with your BeastChip when you're thinking about nothing.

Oh YES! Go to the Falls!! Grab a cab and spend $50 as he shows you the town. Be sure to visit a nearby winery and taste a perfect crop of Ice Wine!!!

This is a message saying that the government has NOT been taken over by mutant moth men from outer space. That will be all.

I am Groot.

The heavens once an object of superstition & fear now a vast region for growing knowledge: thousands of planets are known but what kind of life if any inhabits these other planets?

Every fold is sacred.

Some people think that it is awkward for 53-year-old men to listen to Britney Spears' Greatest Hits album repeatedly while furtively but furiously hoping for a sign. Others know

"The 31st weekly meeting of Goat club is now called to order.The secretary will now read the bylaws", said Great Goat John. "Rule #1 Never talk about Goat club. Rule #2 No Helgas"

Hortincula Meares was about as steady on her four-inch heels as a cyclops in a china shop, and the brick paving underfoot seemed the culprit; but Hortincula was gourd-empty stoned.

The dragon eyed the damsel suspiciously. This did not look like any typical damsel in distress. In fact, with armor, sword, and shield, she looked very "un-distressed".

"Yes Tracy, smoking crystal meth is bad for your teeth. But it's ALSO a great way to increase your metabolism," said Officer Doug, our D.A.R.E. instructor. "Any more questions?"

The point of the theory behind the Spacial Obesity Program is that, anybody that tries to overcome the urge of stuffing their fat faces with Hot Chilli Pancakes while travelling at

Deadly quiet, the gang of graffiti vandals hopped the outer fence and crept down the compound. Their intended target, a massive roadside billboard facing the westbound interstate,

Kimberley Stockholm was a goddess - she had legs that were a mile long, teeth that you could see your reflection in, and hips

"Hey, I know..." I hated when she started a sentence with those words. Trouble would soon follow, I knew. Almost as bad was, "I was wondering..." I drew a deep breath and waited.

"Showing another power surge sir," He said, with an "I told you so" tone. Captain

If you squint and peer between the shutters of the old shop on 23rd and Corbil, you can see endless rows of records. From bebop to Mozart to unnatural static, the store had carried

Little elves poured out of the woman's foot. They were coated in Vic's vapor rub and