Start
Add
Read
Folders
Search
Who
Everyone
When
All-time
Past Year
Past Quarter
Past Month
Past Week
Past Day
How
Newest
Oldest
Highest
Lowest
Quickest
Slowest
Random
41
After many rejections, in a cynical ploy, this time he sent poems from famous poets which he'd run back and forth between online english and russian translators a few times
Finished
2011-07-14 01:36:57
Took
79 days, 8 hours, 53 minutes, 26 seconds
41
Her skin-tight T shirt read: 'Hey! Check out my knockers! Aren't they tremendous!' OK, it didn't say *exactly* that, but that was the message I got loud and clear. I decided to
Finished
2013-01-10 20:23:34
Took
1 year, 257 days, 4 hours, 34 minutes, 54 seconds
41
"What a life I had" exclaimed the old man sitting in his front porch. Unbeknown to the fact that his life was far from finished, as an invasion of Frenchmen was taking place a few
Finished
2012-05-02 05:03:19
Took
360 days, 5 hours, 49 minutes, 31 seconds
41
Kopi Luak or 'civet coffee! I'll just bet a bunch of natives were sitting around half drunk and one of them said I'll bet you we could get the whities to drink Civet shit and pay
Finished
2011-10-02 17:02:18
Took
137 days, 13 hours, 52 minutes, 4 seconds
41
I was at the bar again and I'd had a few. I thought I said/meant to say: Hey, I'm Paul. You're pretty. Would you care to join me for a drink this evening? But what I actually said
Finished
2014-10-26 05:03:03
Took
3 years, 147 days, 13 hours, 10 minutes, 59 seconds
41
'Congratulations! You are the winner of a 7 night 5 star trip to the Bahamas!' said the pop-up on my screen. I thought I had installed that damn pop-up-blocker! I clicked on it and
Finished
2011-06-18 14:13:51
Took
12 days, 18 hours, 3 minutes, 53 seconds
41
It was one thing to read about them, another entirely to see one in person - the perfect coppery scales glinting in the hellish light from the magma pool, eyes like lasers seeking
Finished
2011-10-31 13:49:49
Took
147 days, 16 hours, 9 minutes, 40 seconds
41
THEN: Cat's Cradle was a game for young girls with pieces of string. NOW: Xtreme KatZ Kradl is the number one competive sport on ESPN among midwest knitters. Sponsored by Red Bull
Finished
2012-12-09 09:06:28
Took
1 year, 184 days, 9 hours, 57 minutes, 48 seconds
41
When their tongues met, it was like magic. It was like it was ment to be. He never knew he wanted to be with someone so badly before. And it wasn't like he never had sex before
Finished
2013-01-22 12:18:27
Took
1 year, 224 days, 19 hours, 58 minutes, 4 seconds
41
"Look daddy, I drew a puppy!" Billy exclaimed. His father skeptically examined the picture and surmised, "Actually son, that looks like a
Finished
2012-07-04 23:11:40
Took
1 year, 22 days, 7 hours, 47 minutes, 13 seconds
41
Mr. Ham R. Tongs pointed at the pie chart. "As you can see, we spent too much on Manhole Covers this fiscal year. I purpose we switch from cast iron to corregated cardboard."
Finished
2014-12-21 12:37:52
Took
3 years, 189 days, 21 hours, 7 minutes, 55 seconds
41
он съел кашу
Finished
2012-11-27 10:41:18
Took
1 year, 165 days, 9 hours, 51 minutes, 52 seconds
41
All that anybody could talk about was the huge amount of blood, but there was a lot more to this story about a crack deal gone awry than anybody really knew. For one thing, Henry
Finished
2011-09-24 19:15:21
Took
93 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes, 56 seconds
41
Don't read this story. Seriously. It's uncreative, the transitions are awkward, and there's no wit to be found. You'd feel less pleasure than a Scorpio with an Aquarius wife, or
Finished
2013-08-25 17:33:15
Took
2 years, 62 days, 22 hours, 19 minutes, 4 seconds
41
"Will these friggin' tools every give up?" Zuckerberg asked to nobody in particular. "Who, the hackers?" asked this assistant. "No, the Winklevoss twins, they just
Finished
2012-04-07 23:12:11
Took
286 days, 23 hours, 44 minutes, 20 seconds
41
I learnt that things can change in an instant. One minute you're feeling wonderful and the next minute things can go topsy-turvy. Little did I know when I boarded the flight how
Finished
2011-07-14 16:00:05
Took
17 days, 16 hours, 56 minutes, 1 second
41
Bill Clinton scorched the top of the creme brulee with a cigarette lighter and some aquanet. "Little thing I leanred in the service" he crooned, with the cigar
Finished
2012-12-03 23:44:11
Took
1 year, 157 days, 3 hours, 20 minutes, 6 seconds
41
"I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson," said the government agent, "but I'm here to revoke your man card." Mr. Johnson's lip quivered. "But why?" he asked, as his mascara began to run.
Finished
2014-09-23 07:37:51
Took
3 years, 70 days, 14 hours, 1 minute, 53 seconds
41
Papa Smurf had fallen in love, I mean summer camp level "in love" with Red Riding Hood when she came skipping through the forest. She'd smashed his mushroom house but
Finished
2015-06-22 16:45:01
Took
3 years, 338 days, 19 hours, 20 minutes, 47 seconds
41
今天天氣很好。天空是藍藍的顏色,有白白的雲,還出了大太陽。
Finished
2012-04-04 10:33:30
Took
258 days, 15 hours, 18 minutes, 25 seconds
« Previous
Next »
Showing
8101
to
8120
of
11895
results
1
2
...
405
406
407
...
594
595