I left the school building and got on the bus. As soon as we left the premises, I realized

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"Old fashioned,but worth the effort." "High maintenance.Southern heritage" "Gothic,has shingles,lice, skeletons in the closet & bats in the belfry." Intrigued by the last listing

How could I tell it any other way? Words themselves, pictures alone, even the delicate hands of a mime could not convey

Somewhere the fire was burning, but my friend and I couldn't tell where it was coming from. We were driving to Seattle to visit another friend of mine. As we

Taking the Clemizitrol seemed to remove the dizzyness, but left a ringing in his ears, for which he took a double dosage of Thorazine, which had the unfortunate side effect of

It was her oath to protect and serve and she was one of the few who took it, and the concept of honor, seriously. He married her without knowing she wanted to be a cop, which made

Somehow, the guy on the bus knew I was sick & offered me his seat. I sat down & he had to stand right next to me with his junk in my face. He didn't have it out or anything. Still,

He did not live long, nor did he prosper.

Indiana was the last place Stephen expected to find his purpose in life. Meth labs, blighted rural towns, and false piety were the usual suspects for his expectations, but Stephen

Well, of course not, thought tiny Hester. Who would like green eggs and ham? And who is this Sam? He seems like a drug

All of the creativity just drained out of my head. Like it had been sucked out with a Kirby vacuum cleaner by a salesman who wasn't going to leave the house until he'd sold that

Deadly quiet, the gang of graffiti vandals hopped the outer fence and crept down the compound. Their intended target, a massive roadside billboard facing the westbound interstate,

Jimmy clipped the coupon from his Shazam comic book. For only $6.95 + S&H, he would own a Polaris Nuclear sub. He hoped it would be better than the Sea Monkeys. When the truck

The piles of papers resembled the drifts of snow that blocked the view outside his tiny basement office. It was *so* cold. He lit the match

I started drinking the sea water the moment the boat left San Pedro. I had swallowed a jelly fish and prayed it would kill me, but I am still here. Damn it. If only

They wanted to chant the ten little Indians again. This time he started chanting, "Ten Little White People." The crowed was stunned into silence. All eyes upon him. How could

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No!!! Did it have to be clowns?! Heart racing, he carefully clamored into a dusty broom closet. Vibrating in trepidation, a vigilant ear upon the door. Jingle, jingle....HONK!!!!