They say you're supposed to clap your hands if you believe in fairies. That wasn't my problem; I believed in fairies ever since that one time the foul-tempered things actually

The water bubbled, like outta some kinda sci fi movie, and Martha just stared at it, certain that if she stared long enough, Devin would crawl back out. She could still taste

Greetings dear ones, I am Kryon of Magnetic Service. In the scheme of things, you are reaching the pinnacle

Emilia knelt at the church. "Oh Christ! Save me from my sins!" she cried. "I took one too many free samples at the meatball shop and now I'm banned!" "Hmm. That is pretty serious.

The first facepalm came when I erronneously marked the Folding Story email as "spam". The second came when I couldn't find the address in the block list to unblock. Oh god, why?

The bag gaped open, waiting to swallow the prize, but it would be hours before a caper could be carried out. When a bird landed near by, then hopped onto the edge, time stood still

At the tender age of one hour, Squidling #17 was arrested and sent to prison for forty-three minutes for petty larceny. He came out a hardened squid.

You will need: 5 helium balloons, 3 packs of mentos, 2 bottles of fanta (grape works best) a lawn chair, a 9 iron. Mix

Tonight

Renton was probably known best for being the burial place for Rock and Roll legend Jimmy Hendrix, but I knew it for burying someone else in the parking lot under the more recently

I was done running. It was time I dealt with my pursuers face to face. I picked up the 9 iron, opened my cabin door, and swung at the closest figure I could see. *THUNK*

I was walking to the store one day. It was in New York. It was at 1 in the morning and pouring rain. I saw these thugs on the corner. so, i kept my distance. i was surprised that

The tissues piled up on the table. The flu hadn't reached it's plateau yet but I couldn't stop to rest so I knew it would just get worse. I had a deadline and health be damned.

yeah, bringing you another disturbing creation from the mind of one sick animal who cant tell the difference, and gets stupified.

'Twas a bright and sunny day outside, but inside the mind of Lyra Burns, things were much different.

"Climate Change!" he exclaimed. The room was silent. One by one, audience members raised they're hands, but before he could call on any, a figure appeared in the

She saw her dad cup the woman's breast. Crap, that ain't mom, she thought. But she sure looked like mom. Except, the hair, it was made of snakes and her skin was

I couldn't concentrate at all after I noticed her there in the waiting room casually flipping through a Playboy. My car had been ready for 45 minutes but I thought I'd stick around

There is no such thing as chaos, only looking too closely at order. When you pull away and see the symmetry of the big picture, tiny rippled just become part of one big ocean.

Rock, paper, scissors... shoot!