So I am thinking of suing the Skittles candy company. Turns out that a rainbow tastes NOTHING like their nasty bag of sugary treats. I figured this out over the past weekend

A poem, a poem for my dear wife Shay, even though I'm a poet I don't know what to say.

He was the Master Baster. Yes, king of the buttery birds, lord of the plump poultry. And no one, NO ONE would ever guess his secret.

The dragon from Shrek was seen by Godzilla in California. Godzilla was in love with dragon her name was Scales(let's go with that). Thus, Godzilla ran all around California and

Then something fired in Data's circuits. A hot spark. It whispered, "Why do they treat you like a child Data? You know more than any of them. You don't need them...they need you

On a cold December evening, Boris was hungry, so he phoned up the local pizza delivery service. "Hello, how may I help you?" The voice said. "Hello, I'd like to order a

The news anchor then said with a chuckle, "And on the lighter side of the news today, local space-time began to inflate at breakneck speeds today in a small town in Indiana today,

Last time on Meltreger: Talent agent Meltreger stepped out his office with a look of muted horror. In this altered timeline, the French Nazis had won World War II. Ominous Reveille

I landed with a dull thud atop a lilly which gave way and I was soon submerged in the pond. The silence of the gold fish was

Ron loaded his father's shotgun knowing he threatened his estranged mother with it during arguments, but after several weeks his mother still lived. Ron, despondent jumped out out

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Please take your seats and securely fasten your seatbelts immediately. It's critical to remain calm. We're about to

In a world where all well-to-do folks lived in glass terrariums, neatly organized into rows, hobos were distrusted. What were they hiding behind those cardboard walls?

Meet Rose, we named her after Cassie's favorite movie the Titanic! "You named you daughter after the freakin Titanic!?! What type of a parent does that!" No one knew what to say.

Are you my Brew Daughter? Please say yes. I will swaddle you in a frozen mug and keep you safe in a Keg. Sweet Brew Daughter, you are a pale ale now, but you will blossom into

All the fish in the sea, the flowers and trees in your garden, the birds in the sky, even your pet dog or cat. Everything is changing. Nothing will die or be destroyed, for we are

Did you wake up tired? Last night... A New X-FLARE: sunspot AR1598 has erupted, (Oct. 23rd at 0322 UT) with a strong X1-class solar flare. N

When the puppet found out who was pulling the strings, his jaw dropped to the floor. Every aspect of his life, from breakfast at

When I walked into the kitchen I found a box of cereal laying on its side open with Crunchy Flakes scattered all over the tiled floor. I heard a soft rumbling noise from the

Stefoni, Christi and Carolyn had a technology presentation due on Monday. They were panicked! How could they get a 45 minute presentation put together in 3 days!?

The guilt clock is leaking time away.