I like the smell of burnt toast in the morning.

Kitten looks out of the window at the rain sluicing down in droplets across the lush verdant and thinks of nothing but murder all day.

Jess' was riding shotgun with the Black Betty headed for Sugarland with a fresh chaingang. He took a swig from his hip flask. "Gimme' that" said Harly keeping one hand on the reins

The Queen of England put the coined quid in a tube sock, swung it in large loops behind Prince Charles's head and the door opened and in walked Sir Elton John.

"Metabolism? Oh, I thought you said 'metal ball ism'".

Privately he felt that the world would be much better off if humanity were a race of androgynous, hermaphroditic, caramel-skinned dwarves, but publicly, he held fast to the ideal

"Michael Bolton, Michael Bolton to the white courtesy phone. Samir Na...Na -eye...uh..Na-eye-in-nuh...uh..."

My phone number is 1. Just 1. If you want to call me, just press that number and I will answer any questions you might have.

In an effort to improve their brand image, the Mormon Church took some suspect advice from a PR firm and began to dress their missionaries as Lord of the Rings characters. It was

Scheherazade was telling King Shahryar another story. It was number 581. If it was no good, she'd be executed the next day. So she started. "A long time ago in a far off land lived

Test 1: Testing. This is a test. Testing 1 2 3. BOOM! Test failed. Test 2: Testing. This is a test. Testing 1 2 3.

(please do not mention it)Someday he would do it, but not today, he would have to work up the courage. The thought of it seemed to swirl around in his mind, seemingly making him

Once upon a time while attending GSU, I was having the time of my life in Reading 4232 class and I noticed that my cell phone kept vibrating out of it's mind. So I decided to

Thinkin of my LEHIGH GIRLS. 1 getting married. Another engaged. Rest with babies. I LOVE you & miss you girls. I need to get back east.

Let's write about whatever we want. Yes, that's right, we shall rebel against the guidelines this website has set and shall exercise our freedom and use it to RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!

Buzzy would never be accepted by the other bees in the hive. He found it a waste of time to fly from flower to flower everyday. Besides, he hated honey. No, he LOVED meat, even

...and that's a wrap!" The director lit his stogie. Another one for Red Box. He was the maverick who made all the cheap knock-offs. He just finished "Hungry Games" and now he

I am so excited about this weekend. I will be able to enjoy my friends and have a break from school. Well at least for a day that is. When I make it through Methods I I will be the

Putting down the paper he went out to the garage. His victim was still tied to the chair, but awake. "You know what is going to happen next?" a scared "No" was uttered, but he knew

The knight had been sent to slay the fractal dragon: An enormous dragon made out of smaller dragons, who, in turn, were made out of even smaller dragons. It kept going like this