Life is beautiful if you're beautiful, but if you're an ugly dwarf like me life can be very tough. so I decided to get tough too. I signed up for a course in martial arts. On the

there once was a grain that had no name he wanted it bad and got really sad for he was simple and covered in pimples

"And cut! That's a wrap." The first season of the FoldingStory television show was done filming. My life's dream would come true; three stories per half-hour episode with an

"Now you must die!" said the knight and lowered his lance at Tom Cruise. He was a celebrity in King Arthur's court.

Varla Du Gong lay seductively in a puddle of seawater upon the baby grand. Detective Manatee flicked the smoldering butt of his cigarette into the ashtray, adjusted his fedora,

This is a really boring fold. It's the most boring starting fold for a story on the foldingstory website. This boring fold is destined to lead the queue of oldest folds. B

Det. Manatee knew the arsonist was either a man with gender issues or a woman, because a CD with Alicia Keys' "Girl on Fire" was glued to the curb in front of each burned out

The time-machine wobbled to a halt. Fat Thelma couldn't wait to see Charlie Chaplin in person! She called her home station in Germany back in 1942 on the bulky transmitter.

Jeremy had a time machine and sent himself back before The Singularity to a time when things made sense and people could speak in sentences instead of bobbling around like fish in

Hi,my name is Steve. I was born in the suburbs with 2 working class parents, a sister & a 2 car garage. I have no real identity nor do I have a clue what I'm doing. Want to go out?

"...have this wish I wish tonight." As Ashley glanced once more at the twinkling stars, she felt that this year (for sure) she would get a ring from Brad on Christmas Eve.

"There was a young lady from Venus whose body was shaped like a..." "Yada yada yada.. How about .. There was once a Bloke from Uranus who had a

In my dream I wear a motorcycle helmet and I am the only one dancing in an office. There is this strange beat in the background and then suddenly, pandemonium and chaos. Harlem.

It had been nearly a year since THE EMBARASSMENT

The crow said, "Get rid of your copier!" And flew off. Tammy finished her Tiger Tail. She looked around the office. Had anyone seen that crow? Heard it? Andy was

Help! I've been laminated!

I want to tell the story of a durable little neck zit. It started out like a subterranean volcano, wide, hot and sloping. I really tried not to pinch while it was still gestating b

In the golden years before the leash laws, Pagliacci, Schatzi and Pepe were out out their evening cat patrol, when the big black poodle picked up the scent of a bitch

"Fellow shareholders, after years of effort from our team of paleontologists and molecular biologists may I present to you the Brontosaurus burger!" "Dad, it's Apatitosaurus!

One boring day in English 101 class. I decieded to take a small nap, due to the lack of sleep. Right when I fell alseep the teacher,