If lettuce is so slimming, how come there are fat rabbits?

The Red Devil was flowing through her veins, waging war once again, breaking through cellular barriers, battering down both good and evil. She screamed in victory, baldly declaring

Like an overripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese, the corpulent remains of Santa Claus lay dead on the hotel floor.

At the intersection of concentration, logic, and luck, we have

Anna was usually a quiet girl. She was always the one sitting in the back of the classroom taking notes or doodling in her notebook. Today was different. She

She came in waves as he pressed her clit.He felt her and they came together,shocked by

If I hooked up a video game controller to a car, I would be the best driver. Okay, so I'd be a little aggressive around turns and pedestrians, but am I supposed to NOT use turbo?

I was was in a Freetown exchange. It had been infiltrated by the Facebook Related Aviv Religion. It's value had plummeted in the Sell Church since then, but I was here to fix

On the away mission Picard liked to wear tennis shoes. Comfort was everything. On that tiny station they found an exact replica of Picard: Picard #2. The transporter beam had been

James felt the scarlet knife slide out of his hand.

Lately, sleep has become a delicacy I can only dream about. That is, daydream about. My mouth waters at the mere thought of it. I look out the window, counting stars all night.

I must have been under a rock, bc I just found out that it's hip and trendy in Japan to put nylons on your dog & take photos. This makes my next business trip all the more better!

Listen! I can give you ten good reasons why your brilliant plan will never work: First, Iowa is a landlocked state.

He watches them play. They are inside a giant glass bowl, but they don't know it. He is on the outside. Except the glass bowl speaks to him, about what they do. It says satirical t

I once had a dream of huge worms with sharp teeth. They ate human meat. I ran and ran. But everywhere I went the worms were there.

"And now, by the power of Grayskull, I pronounce you Masters of the Universe!" They kissed and a thunderbolt struck the ground where they stood. A chasm opened.

I knew something was wrong when I pulled into the garage and saw that the hallway door was cracked open. Getting out of the car, I stepped on broken glass. A high-pitched moan was

Don't Sweat the Small Stuff in Old Age. Think of a hemrhoid as a road bump on the constipation trail. Forgetting where you parked your golfcart is just an opportunity

"You know what torques me? That you can't unlike. I mean, say some damned folder gets on your s-list, and you want to unlike every contribution of theirs you've liked? What then?"

Her husband was out again fighting an electrical fire in this godawful storm. She'd clicked on a horror movie & choked when she realized the scene on the screen was her own bedroom