My theatrical adaptation of McCarthy's "The Road" -- loyal to the novel except for the substitution of the father and boy with Batman and Robin -- was a complete and utter

It was quiet, now that the crowd had moved on. The sun wilted into the west. I sat slumped, missing her like

I watched as I floated away from my mother. Who knew being a polar bear could be so tough? I couldn't swim to her, and she couldn't exactly swim to me either. There was a huge

I slowly opened my eyes my vision blurred me from seeing what is in front of me.The picture appeared in my mind for every dream I had but I still couldn't get what is happening ,

"Fiddlesticks!" said Bob, reaching for the medical kit. He had just slammed a nail into the palm of his hand while trying to do 'his own handiwork' as Susan had suggested.

Jeez, I can't shake the eerie feeling that you already asked me that question about deja vu before

I was walking after school suddenly, i feel cold , and i ask myself.Why is the weather so cold ? and at the same time it rained and the sun's rays also fell on my face. I was ..

Can you hear me at the back? Right, I'm going to start this motivational talk by telling you an anecdote about my dog and there isn't the tiniest thing you can do to stop me.

My Little Peny rode on to the screen, the spin-off show to My Little Pony. Various pens spoke to each other in clad costumes and Princess Penestia warded off the evil pencils

"Haha! Managed to complete the prickly circle of life again."

Holy hand grenades Batman! That is a LOT of potatoes! What in the wide wide world of sports are you planning to do with such a ridiculously large mountain of

Roger wanted to remain truly anonymous but his conscience pressed him so he spraypainted his confession on the church wall.As he finished he heard Father Tom's voice behind him say

It's not delivery, it's

"Arrr, me brethren, thank you for this congress. The Somalis have slashed our profits, and American drones have made commerce difficult. So could I interest you in some Tupperware

Able Applebot arched awkwardly ass backward bringing bountiful beauties back. Creeping craftily crosswise crooning cockeyed ditties, 'e expressed extraordinary erudition.

Hey, I've got an idea: why don't we sharpen a piece or two of metal until it's extraordinarily dangerous and then slowly drag it across our bodies to temporarily remove

How men calculate:"The shoes cost 299$!?" How women calculate: "Well they were marked down from 599$ & I got this matching purse for only 199$ which is normally 399$ so I saved you

'Invalid response' my ass! It's my phone, and I'll answer it any way I like, or not at all if I so choose. I'm sick & tired of these nuisance calls from scammers trying to get your

"Puss in Boots just sounds wrong, damn it!"

It's a dog eat dog world thought the Chow chow and ordered a Shih Tzu starter followed by Shar pei main dish but then he changed his mind and went with a