Why do I buy such trash? I have a hedgehog brush, a metal toothbrush, a rubber nail file, a pair of plastic gloves, cardboard socks and a paper shirt. Yesterday I bought a

After a dozen gigs, the new drummer Clem started to mock the band's other musicians (and the lead singer as well). But he played like clockwork and could take the reins of time

Mrs. Marple waited calmly in line a the food market. She had soiled her Depends again. She could hear the customers behind her making retching noises. She played it cool. That was

I dug under my couch cushions and found the remote, 75 cents, and some cheetos. But I also found an evil, staff-wielding capybara. "Can I get you something to drink?" I asked him.

"Take the plunge", read the link in the email. A large arrow pointed at the link enticingly. Little did I know the spiral of events that would unfold should I comply. I clicked it.

Its dark and I can't see it seems like im outside in a ally but I dont no. Where am I?

I was bored one day, so I decided to go to the top a skyscrapper and jump off. I said my goodbyes to the world and jumped. On the way down in mid-air something amazing happened...

now days everyone wana talk but when they move there lip just a bunch of jibberish beacuse they frogot about dre is what i said when a

List of things to do while I am bored. 1. Take out trash. 2. Go play sports. 3. Listen to some good music. 4.

There was that damn noise again! I pulled out my power drill and made another hole in the drywall. It was like a smoke alarm beep followed by a skittering sound. I searched for the

His name was Phillip D'Abott,and he had already heard all possible jokes on it:

Starbucks was crowded with folks sucking down overpriced decaf lowfat latte somethings as they met for the first time. He recognized her instantly. She was dressed as a cow and

Garth never like Jimi Hendrix. Honestly. He knew Hendrix's guitar skills were really good. But he had never drove around listening to Hendrix. He listened mostly out of fear that

Their giggling was maddening. He didn't know how much more he could take. Like irregular clockwork, their choked laughter disrupted the rhythm of his otherwise very well planned da

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a pretty regular guy I suppose. I mean, I was the Ratgod there for a while and my imaginary friend Jack and I did kill Kennedy. But I had to give up being Ratgod

If the pen is mightier than the sword why are we not sending a packet of biros to Afghanistan? Robert pondered in deep thought about how to win a war with pens. The literal

So what's the point? Have the most thrills? Amass wealth & power? Leave as many progeny as possible? No answer. Is it to work earnestly? Sacrifice what's precious? Discover the unk

Listen up Tony. Rule #1 of ABC construction. Start the noisiest work of the day at 6 am sharp so people know you arrived at work. Tony eagerly put on his ear protection

"W-w-what d-does he eat?" "Strays mostly. Cats, dogs, hobos and the like." I petted my dragon with pride as my friends cowered in the corner. They were but pawns in my epic fantasy

De sobte, vint segons n'hi ha prou, les cases vénen a runes, els vidres a mil trossos, les voreres netes de brutícia inversemblant. El de cel blau a marró; la veu a silenci.