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He purchased a Skrall bionicle set & a technic II powered machine set. He'd lost his biotech job to his lego addiction but he was obsessed with completing his working life-sized

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I watched the seahorse hover at the front of the tank,his brood pouch swollen.I'd always envied womans child-bearing ability. Dr. Kampos said my ectopic pregancy was progressing

Dear Santa Claus, I've been a really good boy this year, so please don't bring me any more coal. What I want for Christmas is 1) a puppy 2) cash 3) a vibrating shower head 4) a new

Whoah - you flatter me, sir! I'm back late tomorrow night. E-mail me details; always thrilled to take part in such things.

Sugra closed the qxwrau called "Mathematics of Carbonic Development" and protested: "But Exudar, they are so full of vitality, madness, violence and stories! Why won't you let me

Can I see it she asked? So I took it out and proudly displayed it! Its so big and hard she said. I just smiled. May I touch she asked? Gently I said. Wow a petrified Dino Bugger

...Lost Civilizations, UFOs, ESP. These are some of the many phenomenons we investigate on "In Search Of." Tonight: The Terror of the Yukon: Beaversquatch.

Although he considered it to be a form of right livelihood, Snuffy the Inhaler felt he needed a break from being stuck into Greg's nostrils. So, after learning mesmerism from a

The robot apocalypse wasn't destructive. They just replaced people & are super-happy and accommodating. Only I'm left. Stupid phony robots. They miss me? Yeah, right. Sycophants.

All unhappy Goth chicks are all alike; happy Goth chicks are happy in their own way.

In the year 2828, the Turtle of the Baskervilles was spotted by low-grav ski tourists on the shores of a Martian lake. The Tharsis Ridge Condo Association reported the sighting to

I was sure I had discovered the law of six degrees of youtube, "Any video can be linked to '2 girls 1 cup' in 6 steps or less".

Today was the day Hello Kitty took over the world.

Salt Lake City, the city that knows no sleep. Where coffee and aspirin are the drug of choice and where you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Mormon. This was my beat.

We got up so early that even mirrors are not working. We take a shower and revived. It was not so very cold. Smell the air was good. We were alone on the Grand Canal.

Plum thought she could become a more famous chef by creating a sauce in her name. Sure, she was drunk on tequila, but Plum had some good ideas while drinking, like mixing

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?

“If you elect me as prez, I promise to put a soda machine in every hallway, and to organize another field trip to the creek where Miss Rollins got bit by a snake.” The kids cheered