Bow before Mr. Tomato, for He has arrived. "Yoohoo, my first story! ............ hmmm,: cough cough: now what?"

I can't believe my best friend just found out.

Life is hard for chewing gum. Imagine being packed, pristine, in a little cardboard envelope, only hours later to be chewed by any undesirable who should choose to purchase

A jobsworth is a person who uses their job description in a deliberately uncooperative way, or who seemingly delights in acting in an obstructive or unhelpful manner. "I can't do

I come from a distant corner of the universe, having traveled many cycles of time in order to find you. And now that we are finally face to face, I would like to share with you a

Last night I dreamt I was sitting in the front of a mini-bus squeezed between Tony Blair and a security guy heading to a water park when a fiery explosion on the horizon filled the

Being dead sucks ass.... I should know. I've been dead for just over an hour, and it feels like bloody eternity already. There's a crow approaching. Shoo! Leave my corpse alone you

I was walking to the local grocery to pick up things for dinner, when I stumbled upon a book lying in the middle of the sidewalk.

Everytime I walk and then stop, my shadow bumps into me.Then I get mad and yell at it. My nosy neighbors called the cops on me and that's how I ended up here. It all started

I suffer from foldingstory Déjà-vu. You may think I mean when I add to a story, I have the feeling that I have seen this line somewhere before, but its much more disturbing than

He batted his long lashes, subtly plucked the thong out of his behind and began a sultry, whiskey-voiced rendition of "Sweet Transvestite"

OK folks, thanks for being here! We recognize you have choices when you fold & appreciate your business. First off, please direct your attention to the 'like' button to your right.

Bylo, nebylo, v jednom království žila zlá vláda a zlý parlament. Lidé v té vládě vždy slíbili, že udělají vše, aby se běžným lidem žilo lépe.

The vacuum turned on by itself. Glowing light. Roaring. The poodle cringed.

Don't cry out loud. Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings.

"I won't be friends," Fred said. "I will deal with your psycho Burmese stalker, but on the condition that you agree to be my girlfriend." Clare looked at him and

"I won't be friends," Fred said. "I will deal with your psycho Burmese stalker, but on the condition that you agree to be my girlfriend." Clare looked at him and

"Ipswich is the last stop on this line," chortled the conductor. " Never anybody gets off there. Last I heard the Adicts were all gone. Disappeared just

Maybe it's just me, but do any of you write something in FoldingStory & then weeks go by before what you wrote pops up again & you think, "Did I really write that? That's so weird

The crowd fell silent as a dour-looking nun took the stage with a microphone. "Hello all, and welcome to St. Michael and St. John's Elementary 3rd grade production of 'Equus'.