First Santa came in. The dalek entered through the window. The fight over presents and world destruction began. Santa flung candy canes as the dalek tried to exterminate him. Th

Hold onto your seats, because I have some paradigm shifting research to report: mice in the wild voluntarily run in hamster wheels! You all realize what these means don't you?

Young teacher, the subject of school girls' fantasies.But these girls were half his age, yet they knew twice as much. He tried to teach them calculus.They taught him other lessons.

She wants to be sure,cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings.Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven,and it makes me

Once upon a time lived a princess and her pet dog.

As he looked at the dozens of horribly mutilated unicorns laying around, general Alcazar realized his birthday party had gone terribly wrong. "How is this even possible ?"

My haberdashery is infect with moths. They scream

"Hi, my name is Jimbles Notronbo! I love to science and 80's hairstyles. Do you want to be my friend?" The little bird on the pavement did not respond. Jimbles was furious, "All I

I always had this feeling that something was wrong. Every time I visited my grandparents' home, I noticed how peculiar it was that grandma never cooked. It was as if she

The nurse opened the note it said, "Don't tell the surgeon but he's operating on a werewolf."

The glass jar, bereft of all its former antiquity, decided the story was going nowhere fast. It had to think. Of something. And so it thought, and as it thought it moved. And as it

"Why were you REALLY researching Pu-239 online?" said the NSA agent. "A story on FoldingStory had Batman using a uranium powered fork. I wrote that it exploded. I wanted to be accu

"That's all that's left," the Huntress sighed, smearing the blood on her blade on the Beowolf's fur. She turned to her team, saying, "We should head back before it gets too dark."

She has a habit of tasting other people's food without their permission. It wouldn't be so bad if she'd order herself more than a glass of water before filling up on our samples.

The surface of the water was littered with bodies; twenty to thirty meters out. It was his twelfth birthday, but it was time. He walked out onto the ripples, resurrecting them

The crowd reeked of vodka. They were puking in their seats. Their chants were slurred but he could make out the name. They chanted for him. Well screw that noise then. I'll

Four felons sidled up next to him riding hover dogs. Why the manufacturer hadn't made horses was not a question that currently concerned him, but would ultimately save his life.

The scroll case lay on the floor between them. Fire in her eyes sang out to him. He couldn't decide what he wanted more. She did not have that dilemma. Her shuriken pierced his

Not everyone could live the perfect life. I set out early to prove that imperfection was even more difficult, but every time I turned around, I was accused of being cliche or passe

Chester took a second to remember. “Shut the fuck up” was all he could muster before shoving his hands into his pockets. The weather was cold and nerves always made it worse.