From the time that I was twelve and fell in love with a girl named Wendy, beautiful daughter of my mother’s friend from law school, I wanted to get married and have a family.

Socorro,a brazilian girl whose name meant-literally-help,was actually asking for help at the top of her lungs,from the top of the Empire State Building...and she couldn't believe

The intense yearning Mel felt for that last kernel of popcorn doubled as he watched his dog, Frankie, lick the bottom of the container.

Je t'aime, I thought as I looked in the mirror, noting the bulldozer pulling up behind me.

The inaugural FoldCon was a smashing success. Fellow folders met, mingled, chatted, and had a grand old time. But when Santa Claus showed up with Mickey Mouse ears and scotchbreath

Every so often you stumble across a little film on Netflix and wonder how you ever managed to miss it when it was out in theatres.

The wet cold asphalt was the same color as the sky that drooled on my mood. "Cheer Up!" the damn Dr. had said. How can anyone Cheer Up in the Pacific North West. When it wasn't

Never before had he heard that noise. He ran as fast as he could, ignoring the robotic voice urging him to stop. His feet hurt, but the end of all of it was very close, so he took

My copy of Pokemon Black won't work. I turned my DS Lite on over and over, but it won't work. After a while, i noticed it wasn't a "Licensed by Nintendo" cartridge. It turned on.

That day my girlfriend gave me that little box, she told me "don't open it till you arrive in Scotland" And so as I landed in Glasgow, I found out the reason she

He approached slowly., she backed away, he stopped, she approaches, he backs up, she crouches down peering at him, he approaches, she does a back flip. The Cat and Squirrel played

What bugs me about the internets, is why do they call that thing a "mouse", and also, the fact that this computer thing doesn't resemble nor does it taste anything like an "apple"

Donald Trumps hair whispered to him now. It was his special money genie hair. It was his hair that gave him the good ideas. The only condition was that he couldn't cut it, no

As I scavanged through my list of 256 facebook 'friends' to find a single, hot girl, I came across someone I didn't expect to find in facebook, my

The shuttle docked at the space station. When the hatch was opened Captain Jeremy expected to meet

I'd finally figured out a way to beat the system and flooded my bloodstream with extreme amounts of plant growth hormone. I was lined up on the starting blocks and felt positively

Shock the monkey

Oh hunchback mama please ring my bell some dark and moonless night. I've got a chemistry set and Tesla coils and I'll make you feel

There once was a boy named Johnny he always liked to do

The stock market was about to crash. Inspite of all the financial advice to hold on, Sarah decided to sell all her shares and invest in a website selling organic produce instead.