Sally Temple was always so self-conscious about her sixth finger-- or rather, the sixth finger on her left hand; she had eleven total. She even considered cutting it off one day.

There are some days when you simply want people to shut the hell up and marinade in the silence. Charcoal, who the hell knows or cares what her real name is, is droaning on about

I do not know how the studio expected to make money from a film that insults the only audience that will be drawn to watch it.

OK, I’m an “early adopter,” I admit it.

I’ve also been playing with other features of the thing—and am continually amazed at how much it is capable of doing.

The only thing better than cheese, is melted cheese.

New Moon light by Noon light. The glow is so dim you might, have a hard time finding it's source in the sky. Look down not up, it might improve your luck. Two shadows, find the dim

He had been suspicious for quite some time, what with the wooden appearance and the strings,- but after his nose grew three inches, Michael Jackson was sure this was no real boy.

As the zombie was getting closer and I was getting even more pressed against the window on the 23rd floor of the 30 floor building I

The money. Hell no. Where had i left it? Searching, looking, not finding. Under the mattress? No. Then i heard a car pull up outside. A door flung open with breakneck speed. It was

My psychology project was to interview people appearing in viral videos so I sought out the kid who said "I like turtles". This is a transcript of my interview. Me: "Hi Jonathan".

His bus was late. Bored, Geofry licked his palms and approached the Forshay Tower. With subtle suction, he slowly crawled up the side. By the sixth floor, he realized that

Circumcising a boy under the age of 18, even for religious reasons is

I had slept with him despite knowing his boyfriend would not approve. His boyfriend was boring, and I was hot. That was all that mattered, surely?

"LEEERRROOOY, JENKINS" The Criminal shouted as he ran out of jail. helicopter, SWAT teams, tanks, everybody was out when Bob ran out of jail. bob was really an alein from mars who

I wedged my cupped hand between my cheeks and THEN farted. It made a hollow noise. Then I deftly lifted my hand to my nose and inhaled the

There once was a lobster from Rochester

Jan1st,2012.Only now Andy heard about the imminent apocalypse.His sister mentioned it at dinner and planted a fear seed.Driving back he couldn't remember due day.It was driving him

The baby came out of the mother covered in goo but smoking a cohiba cigar. It looked at the shocked doctor and said, "

When I lifted my beer the third time, I noticed that the foam had formed two lines of Sanskrit on the inside of the glass. I was no scholar myself, but my implant contacted