I told everybody and their sister that I was going to have a yard sale today. Instead, I am here folding stories. I guess I could fold stories and have a yard sale. Nah, I can do

The ocean breeze was soothing you as you lifted another sack of fish into the boat. The elders were continuously warning you. Deadly storms were out there. "Ha! Just a hoax."

Puppy Sitting!

I took a doughnut and throw like ninja weapon at my big brother, who was hiding under his bed.Suddenly, i heard a crash under my house.When,i look down the doughnut had killed ...

At the tender age of one hour, Squidling #17 was arrested and sent to prison for forty-three minutes for petty larceny. He came out a hardened squid.

A is for Atom.B is for Biology. C is for Chemistry.These ABCs are what the Universe is made of,but R is for rocket. Its landing on a planet & we are the guest here. Are we welcome?

There is curling and then there is toe curling. And then there is toe curling while curling. Most people wouldn't want to combine the two, but Wendy Weagle wasn't most people.

In the morning I have to go see my new therapist. i don't think I want the prodding again. But I know I need it. Ever since the Shrub was elected my affiliation w Consensus Reality

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"And when the driver said "cabashi" the policeman at the window stiffened, briefly, and replied in a digital handshake that I haven't heard in over 32 years. He has to be a sleeper

Once upon a time, there was a dolphin in the ocean, his name was Johny. He had two tails.... and not being a fox that knows a hedghog, he had no place in life... He had to fix

Heyman Boyd mused as the shuttle transited a dark matter tendril to another venue in the galactic mesh. "The words of the microflora are written on the ..." Meat travelers were mo

'Twas a bright and sunny day outside, but inside the mind of Lyra Burns, things were much different.

I know I'm still relatively new, but this has gotten pretty terrible lately. Bring back Joe cartoon?

Harboring a known criminal was pretty out of character for me, but there was something about the way Yosemite Sam would

I beg your pardon? Retorted a puzzled Mr. Napier. You mean, we mustn't alert the police to the fact that there's a killer among us? But Sir Lardham is dead! Are you hiding somethin

I heard loud footsteps thudding through the bushes, much to big to be human. "RAWR!!!" A loud roar rang out and I saw a lizard-like head pop out from between the trees. "HAI!" It

I, Sheldon Fuzbukka, being of sound mind and body, do hereby put forth my last will and testament. To my one and only son, I leave my house and everything inside it. To my

Once again the poker room at Aria was his undoing. His ace high flush was defeated by the babiest of straight flushes. His life savings lost, he turned to the waitress and asked