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I am an imposter. I can admit that now, but on that fateful Chrstmas Eve so long ago, ringing my bell & smiling benevolently at anyone willing to drop a few coins in my red kettle,

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In the morning, i woke up from my bed to do my morning chores, when i woke up i was shock because in front of me stood a skeleton smoking and pointing a gun towards me