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I was jogging in the park.Street lamps were flicking brightly,when i was jogging i saw a alive skeleton walking towards me with blazing eyes and it was eating toasted sausage ....

He grabbed me by the throat, slamming my head into the brick wall. "Never," he yelled, "underestimate the influence the collapse of the Ottoman Empire had on the origins of WW1!"

We had zombies before zombies were cool.

Ichthyosis vulgaris, I had never heard of it before, but it is real. The twins were born and immediately diagnosed. With all their scales I knew they would either become super hero

He kept his eyes on the prize, just on top of the mantle. "Don't it make my brown eyes blue..." he thought that the song was fitting for the situation but maybe a bit too literal.

I program pet Apps .My best seller's 'Mouser'. It trains cat's hand eye coordination. Or 'One Fish Two Fish' the screensaver for lonely goldfish. Prop the iPad against the aquarium

Cindy Lynn had the deluxe Beverly Hills superstar mansion with pool cabanas and helicopter pad. But she didn't have the helicopter. Anna Marie did. Luckily, the Fairness Fairy saw

He logged in & sold the options as they'd planned, then eliminated the evidence of his tampering. Five minutes later they met on the balcony & smoked in silent collusion. Two days

I looked outside of my window to see at-least 15 of my neighbors driving into my lawn with their lawn mowers. Startled I opened the door to see what was happening. They rushed in.

"Yolk,what's up?" greeted Bread." "I'm fried. And you?" " I feel all crumby." "That's because you're toast." " You're white. Eggcellent deduction my friend. Now, let's find a way

Eleven years all told. Five for the trial and appeals. Four in maximum security. And two along Death Row. Every day all I thought about was my last meal. I'd have

"4dq6d whvd9" read the message. Timothy scratched his head. This was a wierd easter egg hunt and this clue most puzzling of all. He was missing four eggs for a baker's dozen

"Ryan? Ryan are you there?" Only the whispy trail from the last Manchester airport departure disturbed the peaceful sky as an unshaven figure emerged cautiously from a trolley.

She touched the little box in her pocket and smiled . She looked at the people milling about the mall. They looked so happy. She took the box out it. It's smooth black surface

Isn't it great how we have all these new people playing with us on FoldingStory? I'm just a'clappin' my hands & singing hallelujah! But I wonder if they'll stay when they find out

while i was walking down the hill i decided to jump accross the street and say oh my gosh im so in love i foundly found

"Hey Wilbur, ya seen theyut reddish not so twinkly star up yonder above Hanks shed bfore?" Jess, you thayut ignorant? That there's a playanut, Mars uh bulieve." "Yuh mean ayleeyuns

My estranged brother showed up at my doorstep with a small urn he claimed was our father and an ill-thought out plan to bury him 'at sea'. "Have you forgotten" I asked, "Why we

Have you ever met a really hot girl before? The type of girl that just makes you lose your mind. That one that makes you say "Wow who made that angel?" It's all cool till you find