I was a hamster, but god damnit, a good hamster at that, might I add. All other hamsters wished they could harness my intellect, but no one but I knows the truth. It all started

Hoomla! To weezum again the gentle caterpunk of the Shrincken lava pits. To intartly pinckle the Humbles of Funnickly. Salop! I Fagan, am a duppled patiworl, snaping for a grumlop!

She lied too me about her adventures with this other girl. I felt jealous! I didn't speak to Holly for a few weeks.

I love my spatula. No, I'm not some animated submarine sponge - I just truly appreciate the fine craftmanship, the heft, the scooping power of a finely made spatula. Sure, you're

Captain Lunchbox slipped into the boy's bathroom. Quickly, he removed his junior high dress code-approved button-up and donned his beach towel cape. His OCD was acting up, and he

She was talking to Ali & she thought she was OK about it but she felt her voice go & she knew she'd start crying if she carried on so she stopped.

I always wanted to name a kid Spock.

Jarrow was only 23 when he chose to join the homeless wealthy. He went and lived wherever he pleased with his portagrid and pocket manifestor (years before the integrator). But whe

Once upon a time, in Filipa's house she started to hear strange noises which came from her closet

Child: "Why is the sky blue?" Adult: "Because." Child: "Why because?" Adult: "Because it is." Child: "Why is it?" Adult: "Thats the color the sky has." Child: "Why is that?" Adult:

"Look into the mirror and tell me what you see." He said. "I see a cow.." I told him. "Exactly" he said. "Wait, that's not a mirror, it's a

"Some truffle hound this is" he thought digging below yet another tree. His uncle left him Rufus & his half brother Amos had inherited the estate. Then his shovel struck something

He'd always lived for the little things in life: letting his dog shit in someone else's yard, putting perishable items where they'd surely perish when shopping. But he never though

Billy was bouncing of the walls with energy. The pixie sticks he'd snorted had hurt like hell and caused a nosebleed but he was feeling them for sure now.

When I woke up, I was covered with goosebumps. The feeling was there, constant, but I couldn't remember how it happened. I was asleep when it started. After half a minute, it sta

In less than an hour, Seattle police had completely run out Doritos they were handing out at Hempfest this morning. Operation Orange Fingers was a success!

Baba was the black sheep of the Razzi clan, he didn't snap shots of celebs: he was investigator for the Darwin Awards. He checked the veracity of the stories people reported.

The old ram stands looking down over rock slides, stupidly triumphant. The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

I cannot believe I am going into my senior year of college!

max was drunk,he shouted "reginea ! reginea!" .In the darkness he was searched for his wife he.He tripped over ...