I had a dog once...................... He didnt seem to be interested in my peanut coverd body. So i killed him and started on myself

Jamal complemented the emotions on his sleeves with thoughts on his lapel. “I think ‘woodpecker’ is a compound double-entendre,” read a large lapel pin. His cufflinks conveyed

kool aid sang what what what in da butt

After a night of timeless dreams, I leave and awaken to a day of timeful continuity. After a lifetime of continuity, I leave and awaken to the timeless world above, unfathomable

When I was a child we would go down to the swimming hole and stand on the shore casing rocks into the water. The goal was to be the first one to hit the kraken. Only one kid

In a world...

The night after Cyndi Lauper moved into the condo adjacent to mine, she began slamming into the connecting wall while screaming "SHE-BOP!", a performance which would prove a habit.

"Looks like a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time" Donald said to Quincy at the colourful scene where Lord Phillip was crushed by a falling crate of jellybeans

Joel spat out the remainder of the moutwash and quietly shuddered. He hated brushing his tongue as it made him want to gag, but then he would have felt sick today anyway

In an homage to a recently completed story I decided to start a fold by playing a random song on iTunes & basing my fold on the lyrics. Naturally the first thing that came up was

I was drifting into a deep sleep, a dream started. I dreamt of kissing one of the most popular girls in school. Moments later she told me she had loved me a long time.

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In the beginning, First Folder created the quill & the parchment. Now the parchment was wordless & empty, ten blank lines ruled the surface of the sheet & the Spirit of FirstFolder

So are you allowed to trim during Movember? I'm really not sure what the rules here are. I don't want to have to sacrifice my prostate due to a technicality or anything.

"Don't Wake Me Except For Fighting, Fishing, or F_ _ _ ing", read the sleepmask. The small letters were embroidered in gold thread. "Bingo" had been crossed out and replaced with

I knew I shouldn't have opened the front door when I did. Life is full of unexpected events, but this really took the cake.

Smiles! Everyone! Smiles! (quick, hide that behind your back.) A-hem, welcome to the Wonderful Island of [NAME REVOKED BY OHS]! I am your host, [INSERT NAME HERE].

My father had left to me a silver belt buckle with the symbol of π on it. When the Unity Government started isssuing posters and billboards with just π on them i realized

"No! Do not throw that away, you hear? I saved those Kleenex from when I went to see 'Titanic' & cried so hard, I wanted to save 'em in a ziploc! And put that down! That's my

What stories now may we of nothing make?