I read, I folded, I passed. I came, I saw, I kicked some ass!

He mesmerized her with his eyes. Her mouth slackened. His yellowish nails grew from his gnarled cuticles. He pulled at the air and she lifted up, the power dragged her to him where

The end of the world hadn't come, Jimmy looked at his watch, then at the other people waiting for the Mayan spaceship, or was it the Annunaki? He couln't remember, he felt betrayed

She was beautiful. She was divine. She was the love of his life. And he wasn't allowed 100 meters of her.

Anthony wondered why the lady at the desk had given him the directions to this room. Everyone here was giggling maniacally or staring at nothing, rocking back and forth in their

I realized I might have been connecting the dots wrong, so I checked myself into the Bastille to stew in my paranoia. Luckily they had a dank, dark cell on the lowest level, where

I was reading a book when I heard a wailing siren. I looked out my window and saw utter chaos. I looked into the sky and saw five planes streaking overhead in perfect formation.

The situation of the situation has always been situated in such a situation to situate situations based off of lies and factors based off of the situations that were relevant to

It was unpopular in the surrounding states but she would have no part of it. "I think they're are just prudes" she cried as she reached for her purse in the pale moon light.

My stepdad's a real tosser. He used to ask me 'So, Tommy, on the whole, how many girls have you kissed?' and smirk to himself. He's most of the reason I bailed out at 14 and live

as i was walking to my friends house, i noticed that someone was following me. I wanted to turn around but i was scared so i started to run, I ran and ran till i ran out of breath

Hippos stormed the castle.

Ants, so far, outlive us, we shan't likely outlive them, but owing to the obvious differences in scale, we can hardly be said to be leading lives commensurate with those of ants.

An invisible hand tapped my shoulder. "If you're feeling down, buy stuff," it spake. Come to think of it, my wad of numbered paper was way less gratifying than a burrito. The Hand

My friends were all laughing away at their lockers and I asked what's so funny? They said my best friends girlfriend was a riot, I knew she was stealing my best friend so I decided

A woman who sleeps til half past two then wakes up tired? Whaddaya do? With a woman who sleeps like

One morning when I woke up, I opened my eyes and looked to my left. What I saw was crazy, well more so that it shocked me and scared me to death. This thing that was next to me was

but then I was never one to refuse a dame in trouble - even if that trouble was Danny Demore. Crime lord? Yeah I guess that's one way of saying it - if you're a euphemistic bastard

I looked at my childhood home from afar. All my toys and things were being sold. My mom cried my dad clenched his fists I wish I could comfort them but I couldn't cause I was dead

Once upon a time, there was a man named Ron. Ron was an elderly man who has lived an exceptional life. He filled his early years of living with extreme adventures.