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Spent cartridge casings excitedly jumped from the smoking port of the rapidly-heating M134. In a space of milliseconds, the four-door sedan was reduced to a chewed-up scrap heap.

Hensel and Gretel loved Game of Thrones!Their favorite scene was from the 1rst season when Kingslayer does to Bran the same thing they did to the witch.She was gonna talk!No one

A scarecrow, a lion, and a tin woodsman walk into a bar. The tin woodsman orders a pint of oil, the scarecrow asks for a haymaker, and the lion requests a

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Amanda Widdershins looked around the sitting room with a bruised heart. The old farmhouse was presentable enough. The gloom in the northwest corner might even be a selling point.

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"In a bar like this, a girl like you, what is doing?" After the third whisky, Yoda always started chatting me up.

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The highschool reunion was his final opportunity to reject Carmen. He wanted her to be attracted to him and then diss her in front of everyone. The only problem was he was fat and

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Woke up to the sound of REM's Everybody Hurts. And when that happens, you'll find that your day will be automatically shit. So why bother getting out of bed. I felt like gouging my

He was left there standing in the middle of the street. Passers-by were moving quickly around him and cars were waiting for the green light. The only thing he had in mind was her

It's actually easiest to just start at the end of this story. Here I sat, celebrated war hero, Lt. Commander John Dykeson, about to take my own life. It had been a mostly good life