There was a girl with a wird name . She had the hair most girls would envy. She was the cutest. She loved driving and sailing her hair in the air. She had the prettiest laugh

The wily Baker in New Endow hit upon a clever scheme to increase his wealth. For certain Ladies-in-Waiting he kneaded a special dough sprinkled with dill. It rose to stately size

If it didn’t start once we got out, it was just the excuse I needed to take a walk in the dark with her or to wait around for my drunk dad to show up to give me a jump. That kind

Slippery bells with crimson waves make wanton smells in damp, dark caves. Pinch th pony, love is light not matrimony

At age 42 and starting a new career—I’m not-so-subtly being reminded that I’m not “entry level” age.

It was a dark and stormy night in the small town of

SHUG! Give me a hug!!! Can I have a ride on your horsey?? Please, OH, please?? I admired Shug's Orb greatly.

I'm what you call an hacker-for-hire . While on a job to hack Sony's new Wii projects, I hit the motherload when I discovered the "Wii-X" games never intended for the mass market

“I dropped my contact!” she yelled. Since this was Minnesota, everyone stopped moshing and helped her search. The lights went up and Death Kraut for Cutty had to stop the set. She

Linda was torn. She'd spotted some all-new 100% organic crack with no high-fructose corn syrup on aisle 12. On one hand, it was crack cocaine. But on the other hand, it seemed

across the ocean, a vast distance of thousands of miles, means nothing in space distance, but to two people who never see each other again, it is an endless space

1. Irish Setter 2. The Journey 3. The Dog Show 4. Danny's Humiliation 5. Red's Education 6. The Leaves Rustle 7. Partridge Dog

The mighty, tall Dragon stood on top of the cliff, looking down at the puny mortal village that laid below the cliffside, burning and crumbling from the war that they had started.

It was almost finished. The pastry was golden in the oven, ballooning into the most delicious raspberry tart the world had ever seen. That's when it went wrong.

They say confession is good for the soul. Mind you, they also say "many a mickle makes a muckle". Consequently, I don't have a lot of truck with what they say. Some secrets though,

The zombie Eloi advanced toward the citadels of the Morlocks, Tupperware and Frisbees dropping from their mindless yet beautiful hands. The Eloi did not have nutrition in mind,

All unhappy Goth chicks are all alike; happy Goth chicks are happy in their own way.

So I wanted fight crime of course, but since the spinnerets grew in a more accurate location than on my hands, I didn't dare - no one wants to be rescued by someone who shoots webs

He told me I had a superiority complex, but what does he know - he's beneath me. I folded my arms and then

"And you will bow down to me and you will rejoice in my teaching." The man opened his eyes and looked up. He was certainly mad, or so I imagined. His crooked smile, his silly hat,