The great conductor Karstein raised his baton for the finale of his composition. The orchestra poised for the climatic finish. He clutched his chest and went limp on the podium

"I won't be friends," Fred said. "I will deal with your psycho Burmese stalker, but on the condition that you agree to be my girlfriend." Clare looked at him and

Corky the Cockroach had a confounding conundrum. He hated germs, filth, & fouling food. While other roaches waded into the resaurant's raunchy remains, he gingerly picked pristine

Hobbes pounced Calvin down.

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Sure, I like writing. But what I really enjoy is SQRITING. Have you tried it? It's cheap, easy and clinically proven to

Soap floated in the blood.

Sandra shook out her long brown hair and looked towards the stairwell. It had been a hell of a day but she knew Sammy would come. He always did.

I pulled up to Lunar Outpost 43, spent and filthy. "Lemme get 2 proteins, a carbo, and a double rehydrated Absinthe." I turned to the Martian next to me. "Looong day." It

"Alright, who was the nimrod who ground down a mascara pencil in my automatic pencil sharpener!" The office was silent but all eyes fell on

Toby Chatterton was actually more the silent type. His head was full of music, but he never felt compelled to bother people with it. He was cool like that. Synchronicities would

Subconsciously, he'd learned to compartmentalize. There was her, & then everyone else. Everyone else had a target on their back without a price tag attached. Clients set the price

I used to boil my coffee to get the impurities out. There's some foul stuff in there. Roach wings, mouse turds, spider leg. God, I remember this one time when I drank

Behind my smile is a hurting heart.behind my laughs I'm falling apart.look closely and u will see the girl ...isn't me.

Hannibal Lecter had finally been given a cell with a window. But his view of the scenery beyond the incisor-proof glass was blocked by a giant billboard. When the guard approached,

Her english was funny, and made my ears tingle, but I wasn't complaining, cuz all of her massages ended up with happy

I gasped as I pushed back from my last rep, sweating and panting, my body slumped against the weight machine. Was this wrong? Why was a ghost like me so interested in bodybuilding?

"Now I'm just fucking bored", Sandy said to herself as she gazed out the window towards her neighbors house. "Spying on people, what is wrong with me?" She placed the binoculars

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His wife was visiting her mother again - the dishes piled up in the sink. He ordered pizza, watched tv & surfed 'til 4am, slept until noon, didn't shave. He reached a new low when