He'd had a crush on her since they started opening together. He'd get there early in his pickle green VW bus. She in her "Integra." 5 am was not too early for love, at Starbucks

Stan's father worked in the landfill, just like his grandfather had. Stan wasn't so sure it was for him. It didn't help that everyone called him Stinky.

class clown freshmen dressed like less nessmen forgot about the next lession i pass the test gussen and all other kids said

"In visual range Captain," said

When my four minutes are up foldingstory just publishes my incompleted line unasked. How embarrassing.

I took a class called 'Creative Writing' and had no idea what to expect. One day,

"Don't you call me a mindless philosopher,you overweight glop of grease now come out before somebody sees you." "▲□▬○┌⌂∩╒♦◄▐" "Secret mission?What plans? What are you talking about

Wow, this class is so "fun" right? Web design is the

Nasa finally settled on the foop tube propulsion as a cost saving measure. Mr. Simpson had not passed the physicals until they looked at his cc gas/burito specs. The flight to mars

"Would you like Snakes on a Plane?" "I would not like them on a Plane." "Would you like Snakes on a Train?" "I would not like Snakes on a Plane. I would not like them in a Train.

Sometimes when I am thirsty, I reach for a cold bottle of water. But, I only drink water that is fresh from the treatment facilities of New Jersey.

It was a quiet Tuesday evening at the Continental Inn on Hwy 27 near Littleboro. In the piano bar, Dave offered a spirited medley of Chopin and Beyoncé tunes for two salespeeps who

He was the most important person of the elite Mission Impossible team. He was the plug-in guy.

Gw mesti berobat jalan ampe b'bulan2, GOD show me the way with this sickness n I'll be better coz I trust HIM!

758 days in and I still cant find the wet spot.

Billy could not grasp the true power of the instrument of destruction he wheeled into his 6th grade science class. The "Baking Soda Volcano" label made it seem innocent enough, but

Strawberry shortcake showed up at Applebee's very nervous. Her date, (eharmony) was a gentleman named "Grimace." She could identify him because he was large, purple and blobby.

Sure, there wasn't much to see on Mars in the human-visible wavelengths. But the Martians didn't appreciate being blinded by the latest probe from Earth. Still, they had magnetic

"I understand." The sensation of the words slipping down my throat like a bitter pill of disappointment was nothing short of awful. The coat of sugar, of 'maybes', hardly helped.

It was in my childhood home and I had a room to myself. Now for a week, apparently, I would wake up in the middle of the night screaming and crying.