"Do the words, 'Fuck you,' mean anything to you?" he asked in a whisper. It was so quiet you could hear a mouse piss on cotton. Then from the right

"Face, meet cement" - That was his last thought? - Yep. - Not a particularly good one to sum up your life with, eh? - He always took pride in rational and impartial thinking, sir.

I couldn't believe it! My assignment was due on the 6th of May, not the 5th of June! This was the fifth time my recent move to America screwed things up for me.

turned off onto into a gas station hoping to locate a hose to cleanse my soiled shoe, or gun with which to shoot myself. I fantasized walking into the mini-mart that almost all

I received a memo from my boss entirely in webdings. It was marked as URGENT, naturally. I ignored it, thinking it was a joke, but I'd forgotten that my boss is insane. The next da

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"I cannot imagine a better way to end this day", Margot thought to herself. The 22 ounce Black & Tan before her was perfectly poured and the man who wouldn't stop talking wasn't

The sun was shining; the birds were chirping. The coffee was brewing; the gun was loaded. I

The dim lights in the room makes everything feel slightly more tragic. I'm secretly hoping things aren't really as bad as they seem. Honesty is best but often times the truth hurts

Villupuram Chinnaih Jainilabdeen never washed his arm pits. The musky festering mass of hair was the secret ingredient of the famous "Villy's Curry"

I sat down with a piece of toast in my hand and stared at the laptop thinking of a love story to write to my thousands of fans for a book to come out next year, I sat there then

"An exponent is a small number (boobs) written at the top right (sex) corner of a number (thighs rub together) that tells you to multiply (nipples) as many times ... Johnny? Would

"Demi-sec sucks!Give the good stuff,I know you have it!"said Anna.Marc didn't know,she was going to ask him for something.Depending on his answer all would be changed,so she needed

They'd been on the salt encrusted boat for months. His eyes couldn't focus on anything more than 12 feet away. He was thirsty. Now they were anchored off of paradise. He could

Drop those rocks and grab your socks. it's time to quit wading and put your shoes back on. Your mom is going to kill me for letting you get this wet. Rock skipping was never this

The young boy was walking on the side of the road heading to his friends home, and had brought with him his ipod, phone, and pet dog. He was just turning the corner past a car when

I want to go home.

The full moon rose like the anger in my soul. Tonight was the night. I checked my bag. Everything was there: a rope, spray paint, a pig heart and the voodoo doll. My neighbor was

Today is the day. Its game day. Today is the most important game day there is. Its the opening game. Our very first game. I'm ready to play some ball.

I cannot believe