It was a quiet Tuesday evening at the Continental

It was a quiet Tuesday evening at the Continental Inn on Hwy 27 near Littleboro. In the piano bar, Dave offered a spirited medley of Chopin and Beyoncé tunes for two salespeeps who

were celebrating an unusually large take-home from their latest debacle. You see, Charles had convinced the VP of Westchestshire Unlimited that sequins were back 'in'. Drinks had

been universally modified to accommodate the fad. In fact, it was common to add the decoration to straight pours. "Johnny Walker Blue w/sequins!" became a common request amongst

The Bedazzled. They were beautiful people & while drinking their sparkly whiskey they twisted themselves to catch the light. But The Bedazzled had a dark secret behind the shiny

facade. All that is gold does not glitter.You see, if you spell Bedazzled backwards, it is Delzzadeb. Yes, that's right, the lesser-known demons of light. The Delzzaded fooled

elderly women who would be eligible for retirement in a better economy & spent the better part of their evenings reading erotic fantasy. Delzzadeb confused them with lame PC puzzle

s. Delzzadeb was getting more and more confused in her old age. She forgot where she put her coffee. She would hobble into a room and forget what she went there for.

Old Miss Delzzadeb’s hobby was blogging about how to make "mah dna eseehc shciwdnas" & crocheting “seiliod".Noone knew what she was talking about but she was an internet sensation

.She was internet's Ihcinvad. Ms Deyyadeb's macrame stringcheese dna was twisted in the lefthanded direction. Some avid Dan Browners were conviced her recipe for Neerg Sgge dna Mah

was just a cheap knock-off of something Notla Nworb had made famous on his show "Doog Stae". The Doof Krowten had a long PR battle ahead of it, but as they say, "Emit si Yenom!"