I heard an auditorium or maybe an indoor pool, maybe a gymnasium. There were children's voices or maybe geese. There was still no sounds from the wilderness. I looked upon my past.

"LAWN JARTS? YOU WANT TO PLAY LAWN JARTS?" Death was peeved. I knew I had him. "WHAT ABOUT CHESS?" he offered. I smiled at that ivory skull. My years in suburbia would finally

Crazydance accepted Wolfofthedrp's challenge to a foldingwar. Pulling out his keyboard he quickly plugged it into his computer and started folding stories, before long he had

There once was a boy named Joe

Call me Ishmael.

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Are you going to the Writer’s Block Party? Take the Pineapple Express north & exit at Indica Ave. Walk two blocks east to Sativa Street; then go south until you see the Purple Haze

Romeo y Julieta son una pareja

Peter looked up and what he saw would forever be stained on his memory:his father standing over him and that grim look on his face,yet still smilingThe devil himself couldn't look

now wait for the aftertaste. Didn't I tell you? Isn't the greatest cheese you ever tasted? Just try on this wheat-thingy. Am I right? I didn't even know hippos could be milked.

The Tuesday that the Anything boxes arrived for everyone was the day that civilization, as we know it, ended. By Thursday,

I dont have the facts to back this up, but I believe that cheetos are magical elf droppings. I also believe that

Coffee... Mmmmm.... Coffeecoffeecoffeee.... COFFEE! (Where are the beans? Where is my stash? Wherewherewhe...) NO COFFEE! (Quick breath relax, car-keys-door-car-store) MORE COFFEE!

The Mayor of San Francisco is threatening to veto pro-frog legislation! Your help needed ASAP! Please CALL Mayor Ed Lee's office at (415) 554-6141 right now and say:

今天天气还可以，下午要去学校，把下学期要用的讲义整理一下，跟一个学生家教，希望教室里不要太热。放暑假的时候，学校有音乐营，常听到不同的乐曲演奏，跟平常的气氛很不一样，满有意思的。

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In the darkness of the night, I saw a blinkering shiny eyes. It is as if someone is there watching me.

Maximus Gladitorious Bonzo fled the scene of the battle with a fish on his sword and

She'd needed the movers, she'd paid them, now they were gone. Tess examined each site again, where the movers'd placed each item, adjusting as needed, examining the scant damage.

Attention neighbors, the police have been notified of your toddlers parading unattended down the sidewalk in their motorized cars. Our homeowners association will not tolerate