Once there was a little strawberry. She had to leave her country, in order not to become jam.

ian drove his golden Volvo up the hill and down,parked by the bay and waited.He knew something would happen soon but didn't want to draw any atention on to himself.

Once upon a time , there was a magical , jolly goldfish named Bob .

It was the first day of school and I looked in the mirror and discovered I had the chicken pox.

Sitting in my bed,but then all of a sudden

Bubba droped out of skool in six grad to help on the fambly soy been farm. His grammer weren’t so good and his speling too, but he had onyl three days to writ his will befor

Personally, I'd steal a tank like that California guy, drive up to my boyfriend's apartment & blast it to smithereens. How would YOU get revenge for being cheated on? Be creative!

Micheal Feroni stared in awe at the mirror. His face-- ...His eyes were bloodshot and sucken back. His eyelids wide open and his long toothy grin flexed back at him. Micheal grabbe

Her last show ended. She went home, walked up to her support chamber, closed the door. The arm lowered and removed her "helmet." The Emperor appeared on the hologram and

We are being forced to use this site, how much fun is that???

She found him repulsive & lousy at foreplay, but Eve had no choice; Adam was the only man on Earth. He ravished her every full moon; she endured 8 miscarriages before Cain was born

'IDENTITTIES!' the box proclaimed, shamelessly. 'What's your BREAST GUESS?!!'. Quivering with excitement, Magdalena rushed over to the counter and purchased the game there and then

Where the hell are they? The muddy water blurred my vision and my gills were clogging up with river sludge. They are lucky it's not a Tuesday or I would eat their livers just for

She drew the meat cleaver from the cabinet, and started dragging across the granite countertop. She looked at me crazily and said, "You should have never stolen my hot dog, it made

He stapled the plastic tarp covering the hole in the patio door. He took a vacuum and cleaned up the stray shards of glass. Rising up slowly, he brushed his khakis. Dinner would be

When people learn no tools of judgment and merely follow their hopes, the seeds of political manipulation are sown.

"Look daddy, I drew a puppy!" Billy exclaimed. His father skeptically examined the picture and surmised, "Actually son, that looks like a

Neo and Simba were both stuck in the TARDIS. Dr. Who was nowhere around. Simba eyed Neo, who looked a lot like dinner. Meanwhile, Neo was studying the controls on the TARDIS.

Good friends, cheap wine. Knowing I'm leaving all the while

Aaron gave her clitoris a quick tickle with his tongue and had at it with the groceries. The next time he came up for air he asked his grandfather, who was on the recliner next to