In the beginning, the mind was in the gutter. It flourished in the seeped motor oil and Miracle-Gro run-off. Angered by the filth, the Great Moderator devised the LAW which forbade

Splinter from a Road House. Pork Cracklin's. Mixed in a cauldron of piping hot full sugar coke. Poured into a boot. The Honky-Tonk Witch had finished making her Hill Billy Magic

It was a cold rainy day when Miguel was hit in the head with a shovel, and became unconscious. When he regained consciousness he was in

One day a girl was walking down the street and she thought to herself i really would like a pack of sour gummy worms. I wonder where I could get some?

I found out that if I just added random jargon and cutting profanity, it didn't matter what anyone thought, I would rise to the top. "Quantity, over quality" I always say.

Shock the monkey

The word CONstitution sounds so negative. Since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' we should call it prosti..... oh wait…

There was tree with just one last leaf, fall time was comming to an end and surely you will freeze. In the middle of winter you ran out of food and now you must eat.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXI-CLEAN, THE STAIN SPECIALIST!!!! POWERED BY THE AIR YOU BREATHE, ACTIVATED BY THE WATER THAT YOU AND I DRINK!!!!! IF YOU USE

"You said we'd be gone only a few minutes!" I shouted to the TARDIS. He's gone, I'm here and must again face the world. My folds have gone stale, my fans all dead. I fear that

It was Alerav who noticed that in the same way that we move our hand by using our Will we should also see that we were not constrained by bodies, by space or even Time. Our magical

"Check my stomach. Do I feel fat?"

wrecked into millions of peices. The police came and I had no idea what to tell him, he kept on asking me what had happend and I told him that I

The centipede was actually a cleverly designed plasti

Most of my nights are restless. Jarvis is dead!?! How is that possible? Worse yet, how does Detective Marcus think I had anything to do with it. Murder? Me?

I'm done. Finished. Good-bye cruel world...good-bye.

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. It is my pleasure to introduce the greatest squirrel in all of Acornia, Jasper McNutters.

Ich betrat den Serverraum von Blizzard um meine lange geplante Mission endlich umsetzen zu können:

He had made a Land Rover out of Crack, and had decided to drive across the country in it and

He waved the gun around the room, pointing the gun at no one in particular. 'Vote me past MoralEnd or so help me God I'll write REAL literature." Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the