Peas and carrots. That's the phrase his mother used. "Wash your peas and carrots." Knowing that Eva was a vegetarian and this might be the night, he was afraid.

"Sir, we've deciphered the aliens message!" The communications officer came barreling into the boardroom as all the leading generals leaned forward in anticipation. "It says

I dropped the pillow on my bed and slammed my head onto it. I seriously can't keep my eyes open any longer. The neurotoxin was getting to me faster than I thought.

OMG!!! It was life threateningly important to watch Mr. Robot NOW before Wanda came by to belt out spoilers- & Mom is calling to blah blah?! "You're remarrying, Mom? Thrilling. But

I had just been Facebook raped and a combination of rage and helplessness ripped through my being. How could a "friend" do this to me? Glass of Merlot in hand, I pondered the

Way back in my day, during the Great Alaskan. We folks were just generally tougher. We didn't have the inconvenience of arms and legs like you kids do nowadays. We also

"What a life I had" exclaimed the old man sitting in his front porch. Unbeknown to the fact that his life was far from finished, as an invasion of Frenchmen was taking place a few

Some one left a spider on my book bag, and then I...

Lightning streaked across the sky and the trident rose to catch it. The charged weapon was now ready to be handed by the gods to a mortal worthy enough to carry it. His name was

Sally was starting to panic about lima beans. She knew they existed, both canned and frozen, but the stores had never heard of them, and Google turned up nothing. Was she going

How many times I had envisioned this moment, never had I thought it would take the turn as it had. Would he really read the letter out loud in front of all these strangers?

The reason I was sick on Thursday was because of an incident on Friday which took so much soul out of me that it's effects were felt the day before the cause.

"This bench is dedicated to Theodore Ipswitch who hated this park and everyone in it."

"Coop, that emu said something to you, didn't it?" Agent Cooper said, "Harry, I'm sorry but I can neither confirm nor deny that. In forty-five days something might occur that will

There it was again. Thud-thud. Thud-thud. A steady two beat rhythm. Like a giant heartbeat, or the drumbeat of an encroaching army, marching just out of sight, but heard for miles.

The man was getting slapped by his friend, due too betraying him of not giving him his 50% income that they both got when robbing a bank,suddenly, a vampire came from nowhere......

Woops. Here we are with two blank lines staring at me and I have no ideas! Hmm. Let's do a story about a twopence. We can begin with that lady who sells birdseed for twopence a bag

M.C. Hammer decided it was his turn to make an energy drink. The only problem was that no one took his calls. He wanted to call his drink "5 Hour Hammer Time" or something

I scream, as for the thousandth time in the past 3 months I see Jake get killed. This time he gets shot in the head. I wish it would stop. I have seen him die too many ways. I miss

Sometimes it's just too easy. Like retrieving sugar-infused confections from a miniature fledgling human. All you have to do is spend 8 hours a day for 5 days a week for 30 years