This is fold 1,300 for me. I've got a question. When will I run out of stuff to fold about? Is there any more to write about Alien Invasions &, I dunno, Life? That's 2 questions...

I took a sip of my iced coffee and logged into Facebook on my phone for the first time in months. I was just as depressed to see what was happening as I always had been. There was

Linus, Cletus, Clement, Sixtus, Maximus--that was the gang back in the day, when we used to go down to the swimmin' hole in backwoods. One day, as we neared the hole's clearing...

My dog ate the laundry.

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"Where's the moke!" she yelled, frustrated by the youngsters inattention to her needs. "When Larissa was here I always had the moke, or anything else I needed."

I moved to the city to be close to nature; my friend moved to the country to witness cruelty, and none of this makes sense. Maybe we’re moving because we don’t like where we live.

I don't understand why I have to register my neutrino rifle. Doesn't every galaxy bounty hunter have the right to have protection? The Star World Marshall looked up at me and

My room has a view of a graveyard. I'm all alone

"My pants stopped global warming, and I can prove it," Timmy Toms said. Mr. Paulsen grimaced. "Timmy, this is supposed to be your science project, not another senior prank that

Without a single thought of the consequences, I pushed the barrel over the cliff. The precious cargo would likely be never seen again. Timothy took my hand and

The Zombie Master of Zombie Zen teachings climbed the hill and saw the zombie crowd that had gathered to listen him. The Zombie Master scratched his eye socket and began to talk:

At the graduation ceremony Miss Sahatharraingorgoatashuaniathinogorgoghogh awaited her name to be read out and wondered if her doctorate in biomechanical engineering would

I entered my apartment and smelled sulfur. Satan had been here, and I was willing to bet he was taking Cheryl out right now. I knew I never should have trusted Satan around my girl

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Dude, you are so gullible.

He'd wiped his hands on the dish towel after he'd put spice rub on the raw chicken. A little chicken skin stayed on the towel. She washed her hands, dried them on the same towel

"Oh, hello! I'm Rachel, your next door neighbor?Do you mind if I borrow a cup of sugar?" I held out cup. "I was trying a new recipe, you see and..." Upper lip twitching & he invit

This wasn't going to end well. I had barricaded the doors but the SWAT team was here and I knew from experience that they don't always play nice. There was already one body, and