He feel in love with his doctor's daughter's teacher's neighbor's mailman's chiropractor's favorite radio talk-show host's attorney's dentist's front desk clerk's sister, Esther.

They were the first snowflakes since last spring. The sight of this first sign of winter momentarily distracted her racing thoughts

Cairo.Ben always wanted to visit the piramids and there he was:staring at them wondering how would he go back to the hotel now that his guide had strangely vanished like sand from

There was a chinchilla named Scout. Scout was different from the other chinchillas. There was something slightly off about him. Scout enjoyed to go on missions to explore.One day

Have you heard of Guatemalan worry dolls? They work like this - you tell them each a worry before bed and put the dolls under your pillow. In the morning, your worries are gone.

Santa was speechless. The workshop was quiet. Nothing was happening. The elves were sipping beer and kicking."What the hell is going on here

She had red hair with fair skin and light bluey grey eyes. Her personality was split between a graceful young lady and an agressive whore.

"Red Rover red rover send Rodger right over." ". . . Digby, is this your idea of a joke? The rovers stuck in the sand in Juventae Chasma. Copy?"

It was a dark and stormy night. Morgan and Derek were walking home from the movie theatre. They decided to take a short cut. They came upon an old abandoned house and they saw.....

Peaking deeper into myself I found my soul, a drooping white mess webbed throughout my body, and the realisation that it was

When the "Association" had taken over the energy ports, they'd placed a ton of new restrictions and tariffs that of course slowed everything down. But he could wait

Jezikara of Mars was happy to supply her customers with poly-dichloric-euthynol (or "youf-n-all" as the AtaviChavs of Tharsis Ridge liked to call it). If it was illegal on Earth,

Jeff folded his large, batlike wings behind him as he lit on the ground. He was in the middle of a deserted suburb street, hoping to hell he could find a good liquor cabinet to

Margaret's plan was to kill her husband with the anniversary present he'd bought her.

The worms go in, the worms go out.

1Mississipi2Mississipi3Mississ...Herald didn't remember how many Mississipis he was suposed to wait before he could chase after Jane into the woods.He agreed to the counting for fu

Old Space Ranger Tuggie McGee, 203 years old, was on his deathbed, or more accurately, in his Reuse Tank. He said Rosebud & died knowing it was ok to not know Morse Code afterall.

He poisoned our food, burned our houses, stole all our money, and left us for dead. Now that we've rebuilt and are prospering, he wants back in? Why should we accept him?

Biden lit up. He puffed like a pro. He passed the joint to Michelle. She wondered if she should take it. Then Biden produced a package of Mothers Frosted Circus Animal cookies. Mic

Slight of hand is easy; real magic is hard. I had to memorize each of the 52 cards' real names. For instance the 5 of spades was Biff.