i'm Edmund Fitzherbut and i'm studying law at university. what do you do?

Socorro,a brazilian girl whose name meant-literally-help,was actually asking for help at the top of her lungs,from the top of the Empire State Building...and she couldn't believe

Y el colegio tembló de emoción, se había trabajado tanto y luchado tanto, que hasta el edificio sintió la necesidad de vibrar de entusiasmo, hoy era el día de recoger la cosecha...

"Good morning, and welcome to GlOBE Otters, the world's first and only astral travel agency for otterkind. How may I help you?"

Jam was heaven. The very gateway into a wonderful world. Jam led me away from my troubles... Was it jam? I do not know. All I knew is that I was here. Happy. Away. From

"OK, say this three times as fast as you can: One smart fellow and he felt smart. Two smart fellow and they felt smart. Three smart fellows and they all felt smart."

there once was a bear

"Then is Love blest, when from the Big Gulp of the body he drinks the fountain drink of the soul."

Oh soft, through what yonder window breaks. Pizza, thy art the sun, and pizza thy art the moon. All that I see is inexplicably tied to

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After sleepwalking again at Almond Boat Park, NC, Raymond drifted slowly awake. The motor of his boat awakened him, along with the wind splashing water into his face which jolted

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In 2008 scientists studied and made discoveries that the world will end sometime in the winter of 2012. The world is

When Angela traveled all the way to Ukraine for her knee operation, she had no idea that both her patellas would be replaced by equal sized spheres of critically enriched uranium.

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His spirit languished at a roadside bar, Karma the dregs in some unfinished bowl of chili there. The stools reminded him of the climb his life had been. Having been a door to door

A young girl came speeding down the street. She waved her hands at me and started yelling.

I swear, it was just like mom used to make back when

The Geriatric Four was down to three again and interviewing for a fourth team member. Flatumaster leaned over and asked Hotflash, "So what's his superpower?". "He calls himself, "

The UPS driver stared intensely at me. "Do you want Santa's recipe for hot chocolate?" Of course I do, I replied!!! He shrugged. "Cool, here's what you do. Add three