It's funny how language can lead to dreams, joy and delight, or bickering, vile bile, and the toxic ectoplasm gushing out of internet sewers into the comments under news articles.

What is it with some countries that encourage the dehumanization of certain subsets of their society? This is the 21st Century. That these idiots can torture teenagers and openly

Once upon a time there was a mentally retarded young boy named Tom. Tom lacked the mental capacity for common sense. For example, immediately after seeing a tomato being sliced,

"The trouble with you Brits," Zac the US intern opined, "is that you don't say what you mean." "I say exactly what I mean but you don't understand what I'm saying." I retorted. Zac

Bob the Blobfish was winner of the 'Yearly Ugliest Creature of the Ocean' Contest (YUCO), beating out Stan the Stonefish & Gary the Goblinshark. His face had an uncanny similarity

Interbelt mining corporation read the insignia on the ship. Sargent Beck wasn't buying it. The airlock hatch opened & he greeted the Ship's laison who glanced at the DEA agents dog

This was my fourth time trying to make the jump. I knew I could do it this time, I got a running start and jumped into the air. The first thing that crossed my mind when I realized

Floating toilets to bring humans safely to outer space were invented in the year 2014.

It wasn't always easy being an alligator with a body structure of the human. You still looked like an alligator, yet you aren't. It was confusing.

"I used to battle my little brother with nerf swords & always won. Check this. I'll never join you! You killed my father!" "We're not offering you Luke, we're talking about Jabba

She worked in the newborn crating line, snuggling the wee babes into the packing peanuts, shushing them as she closed the packaging, then quietly running the taper along the open

Lady Midday visited me today. I was walking along the lane in the hot sun when she joined me. She's young & pretty and I laughed in spite of my headache. I can't stop thinking abo

The city of Hoboken's police surveillance drone program was off to a bad start. A rogue drone blew up Homeless Stan's cardboard residence. Luckily Stan was lunching @ the soup kitc

Pack up your bags, grab your things, we're going off the edge of the earth.

Mabel was sick and tired of her tiny piglet, but didn't want to piss off the animal activists by doing anything too hasty. Scooping up the squealing porker, she shoved Wilbur into

It was a head on a dolly. A bloody dolly. But the head wasn't dead, the eyes looked around and it mouthed words to people. It rolled around scaring the bajesus out of

Her maths was not great, but she knew that if 12 muffins were executed in the oven, 12 dead muffins should be available to depose of. But there were only 11. Raspberry-blood was

Bill Clinton, Oprah Winfrey and 14 others will receive

Rick was a bundle of organs with a name. As a "human," he'd reached the hightest plane of existence by having rights and a dead-end 9-to-5 job. Lesser animals would kill for Rick's

Hi, my name is Ciaran and I'm a monk in a medieval monastery called Clonmacnoise....