"It was a dark and stormy night," said the Cliché-voiced Narrator.

Guten Morgen tönte es aus dem Garten.

Glenelg, Mars. What a place to make whiskey! An underground sea of ice had to be thawed by a small solar stove a drip at a time. Microponically grown barley for the mash. The 1st

Cheap perfume and cigarettes filled the air. The priest was defiantly out of his element here. Why had he let himself come to such a god forsaken party?

What's more he was wearing wizard pajamas and touting red rope licorice in both hands. Clearly this was not the man we were meant to visit tonight. Nevermind that the pjs were

In the night, hidden in the emptiness, I heard a muffled, guttural growl, as if someone or something was in agony; I paused, more still than restrained—somewhere in between I

do you sometimes question things, like why people are the way they are?

If I find my key,

Being in the kitchen with David is my favorite thing to do. We laugh & sing, joke & drink wine while we're cooking. Things got out of hand one night though when we were making

He liked to lead a story with description of people from his life. True descriptions. It was one way he could actually say the truth about them without them ever finding out.

I am a buissnes man, my name is Omega and I like to do buissnes related activities 98% of the day, the other 2% I like to do things involving fast and quick

Something about that blue house on the hill made it so captivating. It was like a complex riddle. I stared at it for hours, trying to solve the mystery when there wasn't one to

Never mind it was on my forehead, I took a deep breath. Coffee! Lime! Vanilla! Autumn Leaves! Mint! Rain! Roast Chestnuts! Money! Pa's pig farm! My GFs laundry! Gertrude Jekyll!

I'm the static shock on your finger. The rock in your shoe. The dribble of milk on your chin. An itch between your shoulder blades. The flight delay to the islands. You can't fight

Pretty kitty sitting so still. Are you hoping to catch your fill? The little brown mouse just ran in his house. Silly kitty sitting so still.

At the age of 19 I got busted for statutory rape. Thing is, I did it, but I was really a pretty innocent kid back then. Up in County I met Little JoJo and Murder Mike who showed me

Зефир празднует Новый год Сказать спасибо тем, кто сделал ваш год прекрасным Важно поблагодарить тех, кто сделал ваш год особенным! Говорите чаще спасибо - жизнь вам улыбнется!

He was the prima dona on the assembly line. His screw tightening was the best. Where was his favorite wrench? It needed the right amount a grease. The other workers had enough.

The sign said "Stay away fool". It was posted on a crazy little shack that sat way back. Out front was parked a Chrysler - roughly the size of a whale, though what species was

Once upon a time there was an apple who wanted to be a vegetable. He saw how carrot had long green hair and he was envious. He gagged at the sight of tomato's plump bodice.