I think my robot has OCD.

She awakes to the sound of screams. She is confused so she take a peek out of the window see the most of aweful thing she sees her mother getting tourn to peices my a morphed

Aquell vellet va alçar-se del banc, va caminar cap el parc fins trobar aquella cova on tants moments havia passat de petit. Va entrar, va mirar els murs i es va posar a plorar.

Blood clung thick on the walls of the small room like a double coat of paint, filling the air with a cloying smell that burned the nostrils. I couldn't believe what I'd just done.

They were the first snowflakes since last spring. The sight of this first sign of winter momentarily distracted her racing thoughts

A long time ago, two young people fell in love. They have been knowing one each other about 10 years. One day, some girl askes him for help. He findes out that she is a witch.

Once up on a time a man got away, leaving behind evidence. But before he had attacked a woman. She was attacked by some idiot in the projects. He's so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, QWOP!

I walked in, only to find what I expected, but wanted to avoid. "Charlie!" I yelled, rushing to his body. He had lost a lot of blood, and I knew he wasn't going to make it.

"Hello," said Alison. "Hello," said Jan. "We are so glad us two get to work with you Alex. You are just a real hero to us." Alex looked embarassed by the compliments.

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I open the door. You can't because it is blocked by a chest. I open the chest. You can't because it is locked. I use my lock pick. You can't because of the dragon. WHO SAID ANYTHIN

He was the bright, crystal waters of the Mediterranean. She was the deep, muddy waters of the North Sea. Mixed together, they were the Bay of Biscay - prone to shipwrecks.

Why is it always everyone else going out for awesome bike rides, swimming in the moonlit ocean, having mind blowing sex on drugs I've never even heard of, and here I am, on my

It was a world of anorexic topheavy nymphomaniacs and developmentally delayed overmuscled bullies. Luckily, I had a secret weapon. My mind. With just a twitch of

"How could she forget I was allergic to shellfish?" I thought- face swollen by the poisonous hors d'œuvres. "Is she TRYING to kill me?" And that's when I felt something poking

And that's when it hit me- "All of these statues have penises...except this one!" I went over there to examine it more closely.

Él no quería participar, hasta que...Habiá una vez, en un país muy lejano, un ciudadano que no quería particpar

It made me feel like dancing. It made me feel like "dirty" dancing. So I

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Era una mañana de invierno fría, gris y cargada de añoranza. Llegué a la estación a las 8:30 y, como cada día, me senté frente al gran ventanal y observé el mundo exterior...