I pulled off my gas mask. The air was stale but breathable. I looked pass the craters to the horizon. There, in the distance, was the worn red flag. I lined up my driver. The ball

Sarah Smith was not surprised by Dossier.com's latest change of privacy terms. "Let all my seekers find me," she mused, "and let them be well-prepared for when they do." She was mo

ly to lose her ring from necrosis & split when rot exposed her proud carriage of nonperishable enhancements saying "I could never go with a girl who isnt' all natural." Nurse Zaza

Hortincula Meares was about as steady on her four-inch heels as a cyclops in a china shop, and the brick paving underfoot seemed the culprit; but Hortincula was gourd-empty stoned.

The Folding Story family was a mystery to everyone on the Internet. Many urban legends had arisen about this family, the most curious of which involved the Whitman Bros.It was said

It was a clear, dark night and Plantman had just returned from his daily crime watch. He removed his nitrogen-fixing

Disco balls are really the ultimate accessory. They are so versatile and really do snazz up any outfit. Too bad my boss seems to think they are a perfect substitute for a nice set

They say if life gives you lemons - you should make lemonade. But what should you do if life gives you a GPS unit, some gaffer tape and a friend who doesn't know any better?

Get on your back. Get your butt up. Now walk like a crab.

I stood on the edge of the building and closed my eyes, leaning into the buffeting winds. Close to falling, but not quite. If I opened my eyes, it was all over, I'd lose my balance

My cat has an armpit fetish; which is strange to begin with, but it gets weird when

It was a futuristic Camelot. He was her Arthur and she was his Gwenivere. He'd read the book, so when Lancelot arrived, Arthur shot him in the dome with a .38 and planted a knife

When she walked into my office, I knew that this was going to be a day that I would always remember. She wore

We found the fourth colony, about 450 birds, on 13 June. It was within the San Jacinto Wilderness, next to a pond on Warner Road. The strange

John R took the call from John T. "Get down to intensive care NOW. Phoebe's not going make it & she's asking for you." John R vowed revenge on John Q for shooting the only woman he

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Nobody believes me when I tell them that I remember being born, but I was in that womb for five years. When I finally burst out in a display of gore and liberty, my (maybe) father

Every time I turned it off was a chance for it to die peacefully, only to be revived again by the jagged jaws of my father’s jumper cables.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I had just been promoted to

I was going to my friend's house .WHEN I GOT there,i opened the door and I STARTED CALLING MY FRIEND. THEN I NOTICED THAT THE HOUSE WAS FREEZING COLD AND THE FLOOR WAS SLIPPERY