Glass of 2% milk, two-thirds full, upper right hand corner of place mat. Red fiesta-ware plate in center with smooth peanut-butter sandwich on white sliced in equal fourths.

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From my usual table in th back corner of the Starbucks. I looked over my MacBook at the hipsters and breeder moms and resumed work on my manifesto, "Greed, God, and

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Susan Walker was just a normal average teenage girl in till one night her and friends snuck out to go night surfing and it was a fullmoon she got home and looked in the mirror and

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