A potato, some shoelaces, one earring and some Juicy Fruit gum...that was my plan. That's all I need to destroy the

Agony Aunt smiled at the postmaster, enjoying the thought that he could smell her.

Never before had he heard that noise. He ran as fast as he could, ignoring the robotic voice urging him to stop. His feet hurt, but the end of all of it was very close, so he took

I could never remember the date, although I had a photographic memory. I could still remember the luscious red roses I passed when I walked to school. But now I needed the date as

The Blond took the news of her pregnancy calmly, then as if a light had come on she perked up. "Is it mine" she asked. "No it's your mothers, your having a Sister." ."April fool"

It was dark at first. I had rehearsed so many times before what I would say in front of them. Them. Is that what they are now? I pushed the thought away and stepped out onto the

This was not your average rocking horse. This particular horse had been furiously forged in the fiery fires of deepest depths within hidden Hades. Fourteen thousand fingers

No one notices your tears, no one notices your sadness. No one notices your pain but, notices your mistakes and...

Mental Syrup? Not in my Tardis!

The closet slowly opened. She walked over to it and stared into the dark abyss. Slowly letting the darkness consume her hand, she felt the urge to completely take over her.

When they kissed, it was like every sound and person in the room was fading away. Her mouth was sweet and open and everything he ever dreamed of. He wanted her to be his alone.

The man sat in a tree, waiting for his wife to call. How had he gotten himself into this predicament?

I jumped in line at the jumping time with my bag of twine and my nursery rhyme and I thought

he Tic Tacs left on the dresser in my room represented a vital part of my first date with Melissa Rainwater. Melissa was an Indian, now called Native Americans by sensitive types

It was the best of times, but actually it was the worst of times. It was the age of wisdom, but really everyone was just an idiot.

I'm a lonesome hound dog. I am greek and I battle giant aliens. I also am brave and not afraid of ohms! And lastly, I can dance and play a fiddle on

Jermaine Jackson ran into the pool house. Joe was shaving LaToya and Jermaine said, "I got an Idea, let's blend the old with the new, how about Quincy Jonas Brothers?"

He listened to E-40 because it reminded him of his lame summers in Sacramento. His total lack of ambition hidden even to himself behind an emulation of thugs. His manager called

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She admitted to using a number of smoked briskets to persuade five people to grill themselves.