He felt a sharp pain in his side as he scurried hurriedly down the ladder. He felt a numbing burning sensation at the core of his body. He knew how she felt

Her idea of a perfect Friday night was making jewellery from fake flowers and candy, cutting the sleeves off of jackets and shortening skirts. Sometimes, she even looked happy.

"Yeah, that's my art on the wall." She said, smiling at the man in the suit. The suited man smiled and said, "This entire coffee shop is my art." Howard Schultz then smugly

Michelle said, "You have no idea." And Biden smiled. His eyes had pain in them too. And she knew he knew. Maybe they were both high, but they were also orphans of power.

I knew it wouldn't be easy, but I decided it was time to change my field of employment: two thousand kills was more than enough; I took all of my weapons and gave them to Goodwill.

Bill O'Reilly

With his apnea kicking in, his snoring interrupted the second aria of Der Valkyrie. His wife attempted to hit him in the ribs with her clutch purse. The ushers crouched forward and

"Follow me Avery. No, no please don't be shy. As you walk along through these doors you will I hope soon find that WE posses the cure for all your ailments. You do have those don't

He walked behind her deliberately. He was guided perfume in an invisible wake, so smitten he could have done it with his eyes closed. Nobody noticed him, not even her. His lungs

Ruth looked at me, waiting for an answer - her bright blue eyes magnified by her giant spectacles and the lines on her old, tender face were furrowed in confusion. I finally said "

can I possibly get a fold truly finished? I have one of my own the other was started by someone else it was about a cat i think and mine about a murderer. but the rest unfinished

I was walking into a store when I saw a famous amos cookie the size of a tank. I tried to eat it, but it seemed a little stale, so I stopped trying to eat it. Oh well, I'm just

There once was a talking parrot named Norman. I mean he could really talk. He wasn't just repeating things he'd heard. Now the funny thing was Norman was owned by a linguist who

He walked into the room like someone who had done that kind of thing before.

Yo that infamous woods poet is back in your earhole. I serve game in forested areas with lyrics like 'yo squirrel, suck on deez nuts!' and 'c'mere bunny rabbit, take a nibble

I clicked 'Next" once again, I promised to myself that if I didn't find a nice girl to talk to in the next 5 'Nexts', I would leave Chatroulette forever. Cock, old man, cock, 7 yea

Let me first apologize for lying to you. I don’t just go off and lie for the fun of it, but sometimes things get better with age. Wine. Cheese. The truth.

She said she loved Sea World. Even though she was obese not a single person made a shamu joke in her presence because

Something weird happened to me today. I was sitting at work when I noticed a doorway appear out of the corner of my eye, but when I turned to look at the doorway, it disappeared.

she put my hand down her pants and then she......