Her purse was embroidered with 'Bad Ass'. She had ink on her neck, back, legs, and full sleeves. When she talked, you listened. She had a deep scar on her hand that

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, ready or not, here I come

The doctor was arrogant. "B'chugerroth? These are old wives' tales, Katelyn," he sniffed. "There's no demon here. Just old superstitions that die hard." But the wind told otherwise

I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold

Amelia kinda knew she shouldn't have married the landscape architect when she cooked him a pie and he complained that "the lattice work wouldn't hold more than three strands of

All day I had this uncomfortable fullness in my lower bowel region. To my horror, after work, I realized the problem was in my trousers. I unzipped them and staring back at me was

In my dream my brother John stole Zoltan's lighter.Zoltan knew but didn't let on & fixed him up with Pam. When they married Zoltan's wedding gift was a box of cursed chocolates.Pam

Seven days since my last taste of poultry. Haven't had as much as a bean in three. And the last of the water... I look down at my cat, she's as thin as a paperclip. Why, why did

Bahumbug! Uttered the Santa suit wearing 3-toed sloth... Or so I thought it was a sloth in my current state. It was actually my mildly drunk and slightly high uncle Andy who

They might have "The Running of the Bulls" in Pamploma Spain, but in Hammond, Wisconsin they have the "Running if the Llamas,"

He had five minutes to find love once the competition started, but when the self-proclaimed narcissist stepped victoriously in front of the mirror & the red light buzzed a denial,

The wall surrounding her, all at arms length, were slimey and wet. And dark, it was dark al around. She looked up where high above she say a point of light. Damn. In the well

I chuckled. Those furry artists, they'll never get me. Not with their godlessness or even godliness. I chuckled at the thought, the time had begun. They shall be eliminated here.

Today is the past of tomorrow. Lets make it a good past for the future. Vote for Plastic for a Shiny Malleable Nation. Vote with your BeastChip when you're thinking about nothing.

So my question is, and it has been asked before: "What will happen to MoralEnd when he reaches 10,000 likes?" I heard a rumor, completely unsubstantiated, that

It was all a lie. He was not truly the Font of Knowledge. He was just really quick with The Google. He was only a vessel. But he was on "The Map". Famous for his knowledge of

Suzette saw stubble / on David's face / then went to Prom / with a guy named Chase / Burma Shave

They went out "as friends." He even called "his girl" while they were out. They had not crossed any lines, the whole time. All he could do was think about her naked. When they

And that's when it happened. Bruce Lee's ghost materialized. Jackie Chan shivered. Bruce Lee slapped his face and said, "Total concentration!?!" Jackie threw his drink and

It had been a long night at yoga practice. As I stepped into the street a violent ravaged dog attack my leg. I kicked in scream until I beat it off.