I sat down at the drum set. It had been a long time. Upstairs, I could hear the family whispering about something or another. I had enough. I took the drum sticks and began

The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there. Justice? You get justice in the next world, in this world you have the law. Sheriff Burton unholstered his Colt

The rattle of the container gave me enough confidence to run across the lawn, slide behind the wheel of the El, and hit the gas. I knew from experience that I could make it to

When I arrived home, the door was opened. I thought about my cats and if they were safe. Suddenly, I heard a noise and people stepping down the stairs very quickly. I didn't unders

"Something smells gross," she said, flitting her hand in front of her nose. He said, "That's my sausage." His sausage had been stinky because

He dismissed his secretary for the night. She'd served him well and would not be consumed by the flames of hell before the morning. He cringed. He so wanted them to, but good help

I cupped my hand over my mouth and exhaled and then inhaled sharply through my nose. Present. Very. Very. Present. I suddenly felt a great deal of empathy for my dog.

Iris wheeled around and punched Ronny in his buck teeth, causing him to spin backward as his two bottle openers popped free in a splash of blood that also opened up the skin on her

A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal at the counter. When done, he gets up, shoots the bartender and leaves. Why?

Sam woke up to the sounds of birds chirping, the sun was peeking through the drapes, blinding him. "Damn it, why does the sun have to be so annoying?" He slowly got out bed.

Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly were so drunk. (How drunk were they?). Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly were so drunk that they

Ellie sat in her cube seething. For 45 years she had written the award winning deb column for Town and Country. Now demoted to advertorials all because she refused to write about

My latest project is to publish my 1000 Greatest Folds divided into categories w/ sub-categories. For example, under SAD will be the categories Aliens, Sex, Junk Food. Under HAPPY

Photogaphy is a message meant to be unfolded. Alot like mailboxes filled with emotions, insights, dreams, and visions- photography is about responding to those letters with images.

Dinosaurs were the biggest lie. He had worked his way to the top of the Smithsonian and knew that it was a shill for the CIA. So what, he finally had his black woman and so

On a windy afternoon, the town was silent. There was no more heard than the roar of the

Millie sat beneath the sycamores, trying to escape the heat of a hot Savannah night. Lightning bugs flashed in the night sky. Her lemonade glass was empty. Beau was 20 minutes late

She fell back onto the cold, hard wall of the dark alleyway and stared toward the man, hovering over the young girl. The man dropped the girl's pale, limp wrist and looked up.

A thunderous applause filled the auditorium at the National Clogging Championships in Flushing, NY for the dancer leaving the stage. Dave a plumber by day, nervously waited for his

The end of the world begins in 10 days. On the first day, every shoe in existence will have a pebble in it that can't be removed. On the second, people will trip over everything.