I was minding myself, surfing the Internet when I was distracted by a scratching sound in the other room. I got up to inspect the situation and was surprised to find

James sat next to Jose and wept pathetically. They both hand three children and were out of work. Jose looked up and waved off a cup of tea. The robots were even doing that job.

He sat at the keyboard and resolved that his days of zombie stories were over. Love, innocence, and a young girl's coming of age were what he yearned to write about. The title?

He knew all the words to Adele's "Rolling in the Deep" but couldn't remember who fought the War of 1812 or why, which automatically qualified him as the world's worst American

Giant yellow letters surrounded in an angry red circle reflected onto his face, distorting his intent with a hateful hue. He'd meant for the look to be humorously scornful, but

Hrengor the Beholder floated above his meditation mat, his tentacles in some vague mudra, the Cosmic Light blossoming within. His wife, Betty Bounteous, had mixed feelings about

FIghting when you are an ordinary family is one thing, but fighting when your family is riddled with superpowers is another. It's not a blessing, it's a curse. When your brother

She called,just after midnight and she was crying.Criyng so hard that I had a hard time understanding who she was,but when she said something about fire I knew

From a lifetime of stuttering, speaking was never easy for Marvin. The barrel of the revolver pressed to his forehead made3 it even harder. "D-D-Don't shoot! I-I-I'm not

There ain't nuthin' sexier than a girl that knows how ta shoot, 'xcept mebee one that ken

It was Friday and muggy. He kicked off his shoes, loosened his neck-tie and poured himself a whiskey. Just as he sat

Splupharbulousness.

It's a kind of disease really. And I'm seeing a therapist about it now. I guess I realized I had a problem when I was texting my girlfriend while driving the bus

I was walking through the streets of New York when suddenly, there was a gigantic earthquake. A chunk of the Empire State Building fell down and

If it weren't for the fact that I hate leftovers, I would have eaten the squirrel, maggots and all. But I knew if I stayed focused and kept moving toward the gargantuan green

On his journey to the second continent, the eleven gods confronted him and battled for thirty days at sea. That part of the sea still boils twenty-five years since.

It's amazing thinking back to when people had unlimited water. I remember just letting the hose run and run, water flowing endlessly into the dark green grass. Since the drought

Snow fell on the decrepit buildings like white ash, reminescent of a violent, dirty time in their past. I stood and gazed at them in the cold, hoping to not linger long.

The desert continent became his first conquest, leaving in his wake a sea of glass and smoldering crystalline statues.

She totally flaked. Utterly flaked out & met Chris instead of Dean. Trina flicked her cigarette into the ocean & made her choice. Dean stood at the alter, waiting to knife the goat