"Climate Change!" he exclaimed. The room was silent. One by one, audience members raised they're hands, but before he could call on any, a figure appeared in the

'Twas a bright and sunny day outside, but inside the mind of Lyra Burns, things were much different.

I was walking to the store one day. It was in New York. It was at 1 in the morning and pouring rain. I saw these thugs on the corner. so, i kept my distance. i was surprised that

yeah, bringing you another disturbing creation from the mind of one sick animal who cant tell the difference, and gets stupified.

The tissues piled up on the table. The flu hadn't reached it's plateau yet but I couldn't stop to rest so I knew it would just get worse. I had a deadline and health be damned.

I was done running. It was time I dealt with my pursuers face to face. I picked up the 9 iron, opened my cabin door, and swung at the closest figure I could see. *THUNK*

Renton was probably known best for being the burial place for Rock and Roll legend Jimmy Hendrix, but I knew it for burying someone else in the parking lot under the more recently

Tonight

You will need: 5 helium balloons, 3 packs of mentos, 2 bottles of fanta (grape works best) a lawn chair, a 9 iron. Mix

At the tender age of one hour, Squidling #17 was arrested and sent to prison for forty-three minutes for petty larceny. He came out a hardened squid.

The bag gaped open, waiting to swallow the prize, but it would be hours before a caper could be carried out. When a bird landed near by, then hopped onto the edge, time stood still

The first facepalm came when I erronneously marked the Folding Story email as "spam". The second came when I couldn't find the address in the block list to unblock. Oh god, why?

Emilia knelt at the church. "Oh Christ! Save me from my sins!" she cried. "I took one too many free samples at the meatball shop and now I'm banned!" "Hmm. That is pretty serious.

Greetings dear ones, I am Kryon of Magnetic Service. In the scheme of things, you are reaching the pinnacle

The water bubbled, like outta some kinda sci fi movie, and Martha just stared at it, certain that if she stared long enough, Devin would crawl back out. She could still taste

They say you're supposed to clap your hands if you believe in fairies. That wasn't my problem; I believed in fairies ever since that one time the foul-tempered things actually

There I was, looking down the end of the tunnel, and believe it or not, the light was NOT on. So I turned around and tried to

I took my dog for a walk around the park while the boys played football.

A is for Atom.B is for Biology. C is for Chemistry.These ABCs are what the Universe is made of,but R is for rocket. Its landing on a planet & we are the guest here. Are we welcome?

It's 5 am in the morning and I still haven't gotten any sleep yet. The constant reminder of what dad told me kept me awake. What did he mean by "Your mom is a