In the mood for a delicious snack? Me too! First let's slaughter a healthy animal. Then we'll butcher us up a coupla choice cuts of carcass. Let's rub a nice savory blend of herbs

Hello welcome to Wargames Tundra! Can I interest you in some 20-sided polyhedrals? A new line of Warhammer 3000 Space Marines arrived this morning! Wait! Magic Cards?

Bob went outside for a walk, he hadn't seen the sun in days. The bright sun forced him to squint as he walked along the sidewalk. Few cars passed by him as he explored the world.

The weekend again. There are 52 per year & I've lived what 50 odd years? So about 2500 weekends & optimistically I can expect around 1500 more . Ofcourse when I retire, every day

Is he really that into you? Our resident body language expert, Erwin Rommel, shares the secret top ten signs that that guy is flirting with you. 1. He starts fiddling with his

Call me, Ishmael.

Salt cabbage, pickles, turnips & soak in soy sauce a few hrs. Bury cabbage, pickles, turnips, ground chili, ginger, roast sesame, salted dried shrimps, & szechuan pepper in a crock

As part of The Experience you will receive a full body massage while eating a mixed meat burrito while watching a nude ballet while listening to Beethoven's Fifth while smelling

Jane stretched and rubbed her eyes. The had fallen asleep last night with list in her hand. She smiled when she read it. "New Year Resolution 1: Wake up."

She looked at him sleeping soundly and then carefully placed a peppercorn under each of his eyelids before leaving the apartment. She thought, "It's my quaint little way of saying

With the ability to fire string better than Spiderman, to grow faster than a steroid abuser and even to create life, the penis is a man's most prized possession. This is what

The day our mother announced she was pregnant again, we all came out of the closet.

The drum up coffin business Zev decided to sell a calender with young women dressed up as zombies possing with his coffins, so he put an ad in the paper, but when no models

...and Annie Lennox was a vampire pirate and there were the Pet Shop Boys in cone hats and Queen with some girl and that guy from Arthur ( the other guy) was the Walrus and

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair. I heard an explosion and saw Wurn Snell of Colitas rising up through the air.

Hoover was able to make a scale model of the Kremlin out of used

Her parents bet on her gender before she was born. Her dad, convinced she would be male, determined she should be name Christoph after himself. Knowing he was a sucker

Charles new what was coming next. The pancake flew through the air; it's velocity reaching maximum as it splattered across Meggie's face, destroying her cherub-like demeanor to cre

A severed zombie head lay in the field next to him, moaning "brains' breathlessly to itself. To his right, a fiery jet of magma shot into the air, pooling in a small kitchen sink.

hello. there. was. a boy. and he. was. really. cool. he did not. have a lot. of friends. he was there. to go out. but he didnt like anyone. whatever. so weird.