I WANT TO SOME GUD BAKED BEAAAANS!!!!

His mind was wandering as their footsteps echoed on the metal catwalks.

There was nowhere left to go, the evil easter bunnies were close upon them. Dillis tried her best to poke them away with her 15cm knitting needles, but nothing helped. It was

"Too Bad." The meter maid ripped off the ticket and stuffed it in my mouth. So I

it was dark, stary night when something bad happened

I always wanted to be a spy. I got one chance. This is a story of my first mission...

I reached out with my mind and subtly milked the endocrine glands of the kid next to me in lab, causing a surge of adrenaline to flow throughout his body. With a mighty jerk, he

Flipping through the channels he froze on UHF. He saw himself sitting there on the tv. His couch was on tv. His living room was on tv. He lifted the remote and

"What have I told you?!" he yelled out, slapping the young girls face. The girl cired out as she fell to the floor, "I'm sorry!" she cried, scared of him even more. He looked ready

Is this your card? No, wait.... Um... Is this your card? ( I knew I put it somewhere.) Okay, let's just start over. (Shuffle, shuffle.) Okay, now. Pick a card. Hold it. Don't tell

It was late, the glitter eyeshadow was wearing off, my feet were killing me from the platform furry boots and going to IHop sounded like a perfect way to end this horrid night. My

My little story

I'd been a detective 23 years and I was tired, dog tired. Ground in stains on my trenchcoat mapped the sleaze of the city I'd drowned in too long. Deep down I craved to strip off

She has a habit of tasting other people's food without their permission. It wouldn't be so bad if she'd order herself more than a glass of water before filling up on our samples.

Jack was a jack of many trades. Ex-miner, ex-pirate, ex-mercenary - the list was not full. It did not include, for instance, a number of ex-friends, that were possessed by a desire

Broken inside, thats what she said as she walked out on me, taking my

She drifted away, on a warm Summer day, like veils twirling, shadows sterling, both the waves and sky; watched her disappear; growing distant more and less near, said goodbye.

There was a man who turned into stone after the last line of this story. He was wealthy man who gave away free motorcycles to anyone who asked him for one. His name was Robert Pau

I decided to go to the changi airport to fetch my cousin ,when i got there, i heard people screaming when i turn around i saw a vampire who was carrying a gun shooting down ..

"Ya done it Donald" He said, shaking his head passively as he stepped through the grand doors of the oval office. "Everyone's dead now. Ya did it."