"Wot aboot the moonwalkin' parrot there? Give you a quid for im." "What'dya say? "Hello, are ye daft? MJ? He's mee prize, hee iis. Lookit. He kin sing 'Billy Jean's not mee Bird.'

I stopped running. It had started to rain. I didn't want to get my clothes dirty, couldn't spare to get it dirty. I feel like I'm in some kinda movie, why had I chose to run away?

To mark the anniversary of his creation of the universe. God organized a gargantuan firework. A really really Big Bang.

I road into the village on a pig. The pig's saddle was one that I found in a cave earlier. I had no control over this pig, nut just let it carry me wherever it wished. The big

The dew of the almond trees sappling branches reflected the Moon's silver light, as Inspector Antonio Vermillingua followed the ant trail along the Villas crumbling perimeter wall

He was a small town loser who stayed up late at night thinking of becoming a "vigilante" and taking back the streets. But he was also paralyzed from the neck down.

Picard, unshaven, pot-bellied, stained trousers, lounged on the sofa. He watched another episode of the Shield. He'd put Data in charge of everything and took a "break."

"That's it! Limp out of here. Stumble. Hobble your gold-brickin' ass out of here, with your hickory-crutch Trophy!" The shout echoed in the tavern.

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"Don't stay in a relationship without love," the Toyota ad said on the TV. Dido shook Dave awake. "Do you agree?" she asked. "Yes," he replied, "and no." Dido nodded her head. "As

Sage's Baby had his mother's eyes, and his other mother's eyes, and Uncle Pete's and his friend Tony's eyes, but otherwise he was disappointingly common and nondescript. Rosemary's

Janice pushed him down the stairs. Clunk. Bang. Flash of light. Dark. When he came to he felt groggy. His vision was blurred. He called for help but bubbles escaped his mouth

It was Halloween night and a little puppy was out for a walk. A canine lunged at him and bit his neck. The puppy felt her body changing. First her eyes turned red.

I've got it: "Suddenly and for no apparent reason, a troop of mutant clowns with Viagra-cream pies shows up on a stolen flatulence powered amphibious ATV." Another perfect fold!

Sometimes I hear my wife talking on the phone and I'm like, "What in the hell is she blathering about?" Ned sipped his Stolis and growled, "Wives? Wives? Well, what in the hell

Empire Beauty School's "Locks For Jocks" and "Call of Beauty" recruitment campaigns led to an influx of self-proclaimed "bros" in last year's freshman class. The impact on

You're the one who wanted the new hybrid technology; so we got a chicken-powered refrigerator!

The Nodos put on an apron. The cake was done. It was a very big cake. It was baked in a relativistic jet emitted from a black-hole the Nodos had made, this quantum cake.

Dear Santa, This Christmas I'd like a new bicycle, a warm coat, and a puppy. But I don't want you to bring them to me. Please give them to Jacob Nealy. Thank you Santa, Paul.

"Big Willy, get down from there! You could die!" "I'm all right, Momma!" But Big Willy wasn't all right.