I had no life, at least in part due to my being an unapologetic cheapskate. Then they opened a Discount Life Mart off of the freeway just a few miles down. This was exactly the

Rudolph Hess was Hitler's secretary and stood by him during the lean years which meant that

Paul of Snarkus paced wildly, dictating as usual. His scribe snickered. "For it is not the mouth of a hermit that defiles him, but what his fingers type that defiles him." The glow

Easter and Errington Xmas 2011

I looked at my box of Cookie Crisp. It's first mascot was Jarvis the Wizard, then it was a cop, and a burgler. The burglar had a dog. Now the dog is the only mascot and a wolf. Huh

Secretart was a super hero for the sex-obsessed 21st century.

Norman liked flapjacks, Yahtzee and ZZ Top which made him a perfect

"You have a hot heart for such cold deeds."

I woke up on some beach not being able to recall what had happened the previous night. Not only was I alone but the beach was abandoned. My only question was "why"?

I am going to Riker-walk on your face

Bertie wore a cool party hat to the occasion but when he got there, he noticed everyone was just staring at him. "Jumping Spiders Gone Wild" would be his downfall, especially now

"My pancreas?" I let out a sigh. "I don't even know what the hell it is or what it does." The doctor walked over. Instead of comforting me he looked me right in the eyes and

A million galaxies burst in his mind as he pondered the endless possibilities that lay before him . What to do he thought. Then it hit him.

Mi vida da vuelta en el arte, especialmente la poesia y el dibujo, soy buena narrando y actuando. Toco guitarra y a veces canto. Soy apasionada, inteligente y sensible.

Are we not elves?

"Stella!" I yelled, waking myself up. It took me a few minutes to orient myself to my stark apartment. Here was my dirty sheet wrapped around me, there was my playboy centerfold,

The press called it the Fairy Tale Murder. “The Turnip” had similarities to the death of a root vegetable farmer found in a bag in a tree with an Encyclopedia page in his mouth.

Camping in the Rockies, he marveled at the night sky. With the reduced atmosphere, the stars shown brightly. As he looked up, he noticed they were disappearing one by one.

Sixty pounds of squirrels empirically weighs sixty pounds, of course, but when you are freighted with the burden of knowing you have slain that many rodents in one afternoon with a

The zombie refugees struggled to find a safe haven after the Canadian's closed their borders. The CDC in Atlanta had been working with experts in Montreal on emergency measures